Jesus_of_NASDAQ
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_je4yw5f wrote
Reply to comment by Frequent_Audience_25 in I'll wear what I want, you sassy vitamin bottle! by GoatLoader
more appropriate for r/dadjokes
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_je2d0jn wrote
Reply to Not a Very Accepting Facility by thenameissaha
If the Soup Nazi owned a nightclub.
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_je2aobq wrote
Reply to Anel Queens Construction by HAL-9
They will bend over backwards to please their customers.
OK, maybe not backwards.
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_jdx3gsd wrote
Reply to He's branching into Expressionism by Freyu
Salva-cat Dali demands he be paid in Le Tendre Vitteles
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_jdfty0l wrote
Reply to comment by Spirited-Classic8284 in brown chicken brown browwwwnnn by 54_actual
break out the gold chains and handlebar mustache
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_ja9crib wrote
Reply to comment by Guy954 in PISBOLS by Unique-Beyond1013
should have had a caption using a Sharpie to create the fact
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_ja6ko4v wrote
Reply to comment by kungfoocraig in PISBOLS by Unique-Beyond1013
actually, piss IS NOT stored in the balls, it’s stored in the bladder
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_ja5qtly wrote
Reply to comment by letsgetrandy in PISBOLS by Unique-Beyond1013
definitely piss balls
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_ja5qmsb wrote
Reply to comment by iskin in Who did this?! by sw33tzmbiejesus
in high school the smart kids were laughed at and teased, now they have ways to exact their revenge
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_ja58lww wrote
so it’s basically tossing shitholders into a cornhole?
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_j9yc7en wrote
Reply to Flordia man strikes again. by Depraved_Turtle
It’s full of infection. Only state in the country that looks like a flaccid penis with something dripping from it.
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_j6p2e1o wrote
Reply to My Aunt/Godmother gave me this jokey Page-A-Day calendar for Christmas. I'm beginning to feel attacked. by Officer_Danger
She’s trying to inspire you to be more than just pure crap. Nowhere else to go, but up.
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_j6gcu1j wrote
Reply to comment by Phillip_Graves in New CNN article That is just funny by Pingunoot2008
or feed the cockroaches to the ex while naming the animals
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_j6exts8 wrote
Reply to New CNN article That is just funny by Pingunoot2008
Would be so much more fun if they let you name the ex after a cockroach and feed them to an animal.
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_j33qysx wrote
Reply to comment by sticky_symbols in I asked ChatGPT if it is sentient, and I can't really argue with its point by wtfcommittee
much like my ex-wife
Jesus_of_NASDAQ t1_jecsn46 wrote
Reply to A buddy took a picture of this sign at Pax East by sidarv
Sage wisdom from the poo guru.