No balconies in basement apartments. $1700 with a view higher than a windshield you’ll have to increase your commute time to say 1hr 15mins. Keansburg?

It’s been 11hrs and OP hasn’t responded. This is as hopeless as OP’s previous research

Central Nj or shore region.

On the other side, is the Raritan Bay, A.K.A. The queens necklace for how it lights up at night

Imagine being in a field with 1,000,000 people. And I said “everyone give me a dollar and one of you may win $1M”. Sounds like a deal because “someone’s gotta win it, could be me!” But then I said “there’s also a better chance that nobody wins. Then you have to give me another dollar, but instead of $2M for $2, it’s going to be $1.3M. Also, good chance nobody wins that either”.

If there was a one in a million chance of dying in a plane crash, you’d feel safe that you aren’t going to crash. But if the outcome of that 1 in a million is in your favor, your perception changes.

I agree that having a lottery ticket allows you to dream of a better life. If the drawing is every day, your feel good dream lasts 24hrs until the results come out and then your dream dies. So I’d rather play power ball or mega millions because that ticket allows me to dream for a few days until the drawing

It’s just a tax for people who don’t understand math and probabilities.

I play the lottery because it allows me to daydream about a better life but no way do I think I’d win a jackpot

Second this

If I leave early, it take 35-40 mins to go 30 miles. If I leave when everyone else leaves it takes 1hr 15

There’s a Seinfeld episode you can use for research

I don’t listen to 101.5 until about 3pm

boats leak diesel

Are diners the best place for stand up? Jim M bets his Taylor ham it is!

You were expected to have everything moved out and you left a major piece of furniture?

to think you are entitled to a full refund is bonkers. You left a couch!

I went there on a date. Got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of Colin Quinn doing a set. He called me out saying “that guy looks like the bully in every 80’s movie”. This was 15 years ago and it still haunts me

Comedy cellar

Move. Or make them move. That street ain’t big enough for both y’all to live peacefully there

Sometimes a skunk or even coffee can produce similar smells

I think my RealID will expire before I’m ever required to use it

Nothing. You’re good

Feeling cool and looking like a douche should not be illegal in NJ, half the population would be in jail

Tint protects skin and interior of car. No reason it should be illegal. The law is there because police need to see in the front of the car. The law should instead state you need to roll your windows down if you get pulled over. It’s not a driving safety issue because a) police tint their windows and b) many states allow tinted windows

Money. People endure just about anything if the money is right

Probably $500 to get someone to do it. Don’t watch them do it though or you’ll think you wasted your money on something you could have easily done yourself.

With that said, I could come by this afternoon

Sounds like you need to speak with a realtor, in Edison for your price range

They can just buy a house like you said

Good point, for people who don’t like to live with others, they typically don’t rent 3 bedrooms all for themselves