Joshydonryan
Joshydonryan t1_je573kv wrote
Reply to comment by MoonLightStorm001 in He Always Kissed Me With His Eyes Open, And Now I Know Why... by therealdocturner
It's a theory there's never been 100% proof
Joshydonryan t1_je4e1ds wrote
I have nightmares and night terrors every night what you gotta do to avoid them is either grt blackout drunk or go buy some speed that way yoou won't sleep and won't get nightmares works for me I've not slept for about 200 years?
Joshydonryan t1_jdro1jh wrote
Reply to Keep an eye on New Zealand by ch-4-os
Oh great sounds like 28 days later in a diff part of the world
Joshydonryan t1_jdqr7ah wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to impress senior managers and accidentally going under a safety shower and getting soaked by WinOk2110
At least they know the equipment works
Joshydonryan t1_j6n9x72 wrote
Reply to I love my dog. I really do. But if he stands up and stares at me one more time I'll send him to the shelter. by Writer_On_a_Perch
looks like your boss gave you some possessed long pig my friend, two 9mm round to the back of rufus skull should do the trick
Joshydonryan t1_j6hicjs wrote
Reply to comment by Loose_Asparagus5690 in My dead ex-boyfriend uploaded his consciousness online, and he’s stalking me. by Theeaglestrikes
not one of. these modern ones but like a propa dirty 2000s virus that eats every thing
Joshydonryan t1_j60jdbn wrote
Reply to The Devil’s ATM by chelledees
yes id like to keep my soul thank you haha the nost politest guy to decline the devil
Joshydonryan t1_j60itwb wrote
holy fuck thats wierd
Joshydonryan t1_ixf12k7 wrote
Youve fucked us all ge told you to forvet evrything you saw for a reason youve let anyone who reads this find out about the specters youve killed us all.
Joshydonryan t1_je6ikob wrote
Reply to **The Time Travel Experiment That Went Horribly Wrong** by AdditionalRegister80
Y2k finally happened huh