Something like a Hydroflask is a FAR better improvised weapon than any soda can. How are they cool with that coming onsite?

Hey scams don't thrive without finding the greater fool. And here you go!

Speculators in garbage like Crypto profit thanks to the "greater fool theory".

And in you, they've found just that.

Apparently you're proud to say that you're just as big a piece of garbage as OP.

And utterly impossible to earn back.

>I will be surprised if you are still in a relationship in a very near future.

Nah. He's got the original Ex lined up and ready to go. And she owes him now!

But if he'd told her in advance she might have prevented his booty call. Why set himself up for that disappointment?

>What a twist A**hole

FIFY

I'd suggest you suffer from a serious lack of imagination.

However the fact that you didn't tell your partner what you were doing leads me to think that you may just be underselling your planning and forethought in this instance.

"Threw my shit on the ground " Poor choice of words given the symptoms you're describing. ;)

Well you definitely made an impression.

3 onions for a single sandwich?

That wasn't an egg sandwich. That was an onion sandwich with an egg garnish.

Contracts will be written to protect against that.