Hush your mouth

Craigslist ads in many cities need extra scrutiny, and will involve a number of failed contacts. I don’t know what the scammers are after, but their reply emails are rarely believable.

Unplug your phone and put it in the microwave. You’ve been compromised

Add MLM madam. She is one of the above and she’s a hustler.

Alas, I was just another rung on her ladder to financial independence

Just do it like a band-aid, one motion - right off!

I maintain that all drivers need periodic refreshers on the rules of the road, and how to handle emergency situations.

Like the fireside chats that FDR used to do. Mario Lopez or Nick lachay could host

“You’re not better than me!”