Kraangprime24
Kraangprime24 t1_jdias03 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Having been born with the ability to hear everyone's inner thoughts, you're used to hearing all manner of evil stuff that people don't say aloud. Until one day, you hear someone's inner thoughts, and it's... just the AOL dial-up noise? by CookLawrenceAt325F
That just means they're a dumbass
Kraangprime24 t1_jd33y19 wrote
Reply to comment by Stummi in [WP] A colony ship with 5000 human passengers in stasis is heavily damaged in a meteor shower. While the onboard computer does not have the raw materials needed for repairs, it calculates that it has a very large amount of organic matter and a genetics lab. A solution path is now being executed... by lordhelmos
"We did not have the parts."
Kraangprime24 t1_j6dqsat wrote
Kraangprime24 t1_ix8uxda wrote
Reply to Florida suspect yells 'I'm sorry' to deputies as he sprints across freeway traffic by The_R3venant
Why do they always look straight from the 70s
Kraangprime24 t1_ix8usw3 wrote
Reply to Report: Man pleads guilty after he robs bank, uses birth certificate to write demand note by SubstantiatedRumor
He got a dick on his neck or smthn?
Kraangprime24 t1_iwvetm9 wrote
Reply to Sonic The Hedgehog Creator Yuji Naka Reportedly Arrested For Insider Trading by GeneralGigan817
Thats no good
Kraangprime24 t1_iwch1qb wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP]"Why are you just standing there and where is your uniform?! You are here to serve the demon king and we can't have someone incompetent like you, get moving!". I knew I hadn't met most of my lower-ranked generals so he must not recognize me. No matter I want to see how this will play out. by Blackrose_920
"Dude matt straight up sucks"
Kraangprime24 t1_irryfzq wrote
Reply to comment by HEMATOSPERMIA-MAN in [WP] A vampire has worked at the local 7-11 for the past 5 decades. No one has the heart to call the vampire out or slay them. A little because they're such a good employee, mostly because they think they're doing such a good job hiding the vampirism when they're really not. by Avalon_88
Im the viper I vant to vipe your vindows.
Kraangprime24 t1_je0tb3j wrote
Reply to comment by _FitzChivalryFarseer in [WP] Since you were a child you have loved science and denied any supernatural subject, following that path you decided to study Physics, at the age of 17 a talking cat appears before you and tells you that you are actually a magician descended from a powerful lineage of magicians that had disappea by jackvangarret
They werent real