Lol good luck waking up the next day. OP made many fuckups, but paying was the best way out of them.

I've been to Dallas a million times. Nothing like this ever happened. How about just stay out of shady, disgusting clubs? I know exactly where he was. You can tell just driving by that these are not classy places.

There's no such crime as having previously used drugs. Not in Texas anyway. I'm not saying they'll be helpful though. Probably speaking through a lawyer is the best advice in here.

They start out bad and can only get worse.

I think he thinks the same hackers that get celebrity's nudes are also working tirelessly to find idiot teens who had their nudes up for 2 hours and hack into those? But deleting some of the less desirable pics will somehow thwart this process??? The thinking in this post is pretty hard to follow, honestly.

Sorting the pics is so confusing. How in the F is deleting some of them going to help?

Because scavenging is already a fireable offense. All the people saying "do the right thing" have obviously never had a job before. That is absolutely not how it works. You can risk being caught, or be fired immediately. Which is better?