You don't?

Silence of the Lambs

Yep. Risky on a first date.

Not wrapping them in plastic makes them go bad too

Try tarantula legs next time

OP is joking. Don't worry about your penis. There's no way a joke could lead to it becoming true.

Another of Elon's secret children

Ah yes, the ever popular argumentum ad populum fallacy.

It's the same difference between sex and masturbation.

Nobody appears to be trying to cover it up

>While erect lengths are consistent, erect lengths measurements can also create challenges. Different techniques have been described to measure the erect length including self-report, in office spontaneous erection, and in-office intracavernosal (i.e., penile) injection. Because of their inherent biases, self-reported lengths should be regarded with caution. Studies attempting to analyze spontaneous erections in the clinic, on the other hand, have omitted numerous individuals who were unable to “perform” in this unnatural scenario [39]. The simplest technique to achieve an erection is penile injections which are routinely utilized to generate an erection in clinical settings [21, 37, 90].

It's a better example of deplorable treatment of prisoners

Being amused by your own imagination isn't interesting to others and probably shouldn't be to you, but you do you.

She didn't do anything more than call his bluff and taunt him when he was getting beat.

Jesus, the title should really be "Neighbors beat 15 year old attempted car jacker so badly they put him in the hospital".

Do you want to create even more gods? Because that's how you create even more gods.

It protects your recyclables

I don't see how. He's certainly on board with cutting entitlements, but forcing poor women to give birth is a way of keeping them poor, but he is correct that they're then likely to use any entitlements they don't manage to cut.

Where is that? In the US, goofy isn't bad.

Sorry, I couldn't get past "He discharged her"

Even more disturbing to me is that he prefaced his utilitarian argument with "Obviously it's not good for the child, but..."

Yes though seagulls are not very dependent upon us whereas the others are evolving to fit into our world.

Not as successful in that way as rats and pigeons, but certainly more complex and photogenic. Peregrine falcons are doing increasingly well among our skyscraper cliffs preying on pigeons too. Humans are a force of nature.

We play an important role in modifying our areas in ways that are beneficial to rats and pigeons.

Children aren't getting sex changes