Limp_Will16
Limp_Will16 t1_j6orbzh wrote
Our dog is named Molly. Her nicknames are: Git, No, Down, Molly-Mo-Molly, Queen Molly of her Holy Realm of All The Earth, and Dippitty-Doo and she answers to all of them
Our cat is named Bruce. His nicknames are: Batman, Batcat, Rat Bastard, His Royal Highness, Saint Bruce; and Saint Bruce Frankfurt the Third, Esquire. He answers to none of them. He does answer to cans opening, so maybe the problem is a language barrier…
Limp_Will16 t1_j5lun0j wrote
Reply to comment by Kaia-Lilly in TIFU by washing my pillow by Kaia-Lilly
I think my house has more pillows than blankets… I literately cannot fathom having only one pillow…
But yeah. Buy pillows in pairs. You should definitely be washing pillows every so often, especially if you have pets.
Limp_Will16 t1_j5lt7ie wrote
Reply to TIFU by washing my pillow by Kaia-Lilly
Just wash two similar pillows at the same time. Put them on opposite sides.
And when you dry, throw in some tennis balls. Don’t know why it helps, but it does.
Limp_Will16 t1_j1vjhks wrote
Reply to comment by CaptainPunisher in TIFU - IN CAGE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOUR WERE ON r/TIFU. Bad jokes at the BULLSEYE right before closing by CaptainPunisher
I tend to agree. If the story is less than a few paragraphs, does it really need a tldr?
But I don’t make the rules… 🤷♀️
Limp_Will16 t1_j1l1dxd wrote
Reply to comment by magoomba92 in TIFU by asking about my wife's dog by scruffyfatguy
This is the same philosophy that makes me bring food when I’m meeting someone for the first time. Happy tummy, happy everyone.
Limp_Will16 t1_j1emtqk wrote
Reply to comment by Sarcastic-pickle2 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
Nope. Sorry. That still makes no sense.
Did they talk? Is that part of your punishment to live with her? Like the idea was to make you think you were risking homelessness but the family knew your aunt was going to take you in?
Otherwise how would your dad know that the victim of your poor choice would offer such a generous solution?
Limp_Will16 t1_ix01uoi wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
I dunno… if you’re in someone else’s home, I think common decency is having a half ounce of self control? Opening a door in your own home? Seems less rude.
Limp_Will16 t1_iubpcko wrote
What age are y’all? Cause autism or not, this sounds like jr high drama.
We had to take our daughter to the hospital and the X-ray tech was… fine. Like… FIIIIIINE. Holy cow. This was years ago, and I’m still fan-girling over him.
I told my husband me and the tech would make beautiful babies.
What did my husband do? Laugh and agree!
And my husband is autistic. So not sure that I see how that has anything to do with anything here.
Limp_Will16 t1_j7s9s27 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to be someone different. [NSFW] by [deleted]
None of this is normal casual dating/hook up behavior. From any of these guys. I’m sorry you’re going through this level of shit.
Casual dating/sex absolutely isn’t for everyone, but I’m not sure you can decide if it is or not for you based on this… because this… this is just men being crappy. And you’ll get that no matter how seriously you go.
If this hasn’t turned you off completely to the idea, try casual dating first. Go on a date with multiple guys in a week or so time span (and be upfront with them that you’re doing this and sex is off the table) and see how things go.