LurksAroundHere
LurksAroundHere t1_jdzo7k6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling in love with a colleague by [deleted]
Dude just wants to bang a second woman without any guilt from his main relationship. And you will be the side chick, he's made that clear enough.
LurksAroundHere t1_jdvi4ox wrote
Reply to TIFU by yanking a wet towel out of my one night stand's ass and painting the hotel suite brown in the process by [deleted]
This situation reminds me of this clip.
LurksAroundHere t1_j65l9kb wrote
Reply to TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
Welp, now you get to be the one who's tired, stressed out, and struggling with your job in question, kind of how your previous boss felt. Good job. Karma definitely took a nice pit stop with you.
LurksAroundHere t1_j5irxpm wrote
Reply to comment by Devittraisedto2 in TIFU, by showing my dad my favourite youtuber by naeaeh
Probably didn't read past the first few sentences. (Can't blame em though, I wanted to tap out around there too but powered through.)
LurksAroundHere t1_ix0wj4v wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableGlad2493 in TIFU by accepting free school hot chocolate or buying a brownie. (my storytelling is bad sorry) by [deleted]
Me neither! One time my cousin had a hot chocolate in college and told me how she had to run to the bathroom during an exam because of it and all of a sudden my middle school years suddenly clicked. I didn't realize I was drinking the devil's mix all that time haha
LurksAroundHere t1_ix0vtmf wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableGlad2493 in TIFU by accepting free school hot chocolate or buying a brownie. (my storytelling is bad sorry) by [deleted]
I used to have different kinds (Swiss Miss with hot water, and a convenience store one with milk) and both seemed to hit pretty hard lol.
LurksAroundHere t1_ix0u1kd wrote
Reply to comment by ComfortableGlad2493 in TIFU by accepting free school hot chocolate or buying a brownie. (my storytelling is bad sorry) by [deleted]
Hot chocolate can also cause this. Definitely found out about that a few years too late, wondering why I was in distress so many times in 6th grade after having a hot chocolate many times in the morning.
LurksAroundHere t1_ix0eakl wrote
Reply to comment by Rdpsm in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
-says I'm claiming to speak for everyone-
-then calls men pigs-
Ah, I see we have an idiot here.
LurksAroundHere t1_iwylhjt wrote
Reply to comment by licalier in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
Just so you know for the future, a number rating on anyone's looks automatically makes it a creepy detail.
LurksAroundHere t1_itb3npn wrote
Thank goodness you've decided to go see a therapist. Your behavior is literally what domestic abusers/murderers do to their spouses (I loved her so much I had to kill her). You need to nip that feeling in the bud while you're young and still have time.
LurksAroundHere t1_it8tjyg wrote
Reply to comment by Intrepid_Advice4411 in Exclusive: Officer being investigated over Uvalde response gave order to delay classroom breach by 5xad0w
They were too busy literally subduing the parents trying to do that. I still can't believe a woman had to sneak past the police to get into the building to save her own children. Pretty fucking telling that the police weren't doing their jobs in both saving the kids OR keeping the building secure from a possible second shooter considering a parent got past them. They're failures in every single aspect of the word.
Add in the fact that some of the police got their own children out of there before standing around outside like useless little fucking gremlins drinking water bottles and checking Twitter for hours adds even more salt to the wound.
LurksAroundHere t1_it3w2uc wrote
Reply to comment by edamcheeze in TIL the price of textbooks increases by an average of 12% with each new edition by ExperienceKCC
On the flip side I luckily had a good professor and he encouraged his students to buy older used versions of the textbooks required for class, even going as far to bring out the old and new textbooks and flip through them to show us that they literally had the same material, just that the "updated" more expensive version had the same chapters put on different pages. Had a lot of respect for him.
LurksAroundHere t1_irz9q72 wrote
Hmm, I think I'll give my pizza guys a little more leeway on late deliveries. What a ride!
LurksAroundHere t1_irhcclk wrote
Reply to comment by Louis-Rocco in TIFU by playing sexual meme songs and probably traumatizing two old women as I drove past their home. by plotweapon
Right? Younger people are more shocked/fascinated by sex and think sexual jokes are edgy because it's relatively new in their lives while old people don't gaf because they've already lived through many decades of sex and have already seen it all lol.
LurksAroundHere t1_jdzql5v wrote
Reply to TIFU by picking up a fight with a MMA practitioner by Hefty-Recover-8316
"The first few hours after the fight I kept thinking, over and over, what could I have done to get a different outcome. My first thought was… “I should have kept hitting him when he was injured, I’m a fool, I stopped attacking"
I'm surprised "Why didn't I just keep walking?" wasn't first on that list.