LyricalJessieJames
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Reply to While you were all discussing if the toilet paper goes forwards or backwards, I just came home to this by huehuehue1292
What would Freud say about this type of penetration?
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Reply to It’s a niche instrument by getyerhandoffit
A wood wind instrument...
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Reply to Sorry not sorry... by sojin251
Haha!
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Who threw my cheese?
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Reply to comment by butterflywithbullets in What do you want to order? by butterflywithbullets
You get me 😜
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Reply to What do you want to order? by butterflywithbullets
The chef's special sauce sounds sketch...
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Reply to I don't judge. by phillydog1
What if it's a girl alligator?😶
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Reply to Strangers in my life by Emotional-Agent3249
"Who, me?"
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Reply to You guys, who even, Wth?! by cheezeyballz
Deez nutz
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Reply to Sad macaroni noises by jd20pod2
They can always be glued to paper to create craft macaroni art
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Reply to comment by SlothOfDoom in This picture speaks for itself. by acuategain
It is ironic that the shirt on the left is Newspeak 🤔
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Reply to This picture speaks for itself. by acuategain
Let me tell you about my BESTFRIEND...
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Reply to I think our dog wants to cuddle. by ByOdensBear
Not by the hair of her chinny chin chin...
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Reply to This picture speaks for itself. by acuategain
Beasties...
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The label maker misspelled "recital"
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Rectum? I hardly knew 'em.
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"Kid's, do not take candy from strangers...
...except on Halloween" 😶
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Reply to I know my lawn is trying to tell me something, but I can't read its handwriting. by graydave
It wants to communicate with you about your cars extended warranty...
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Reply to Seen in Olbia, Sardinia Italy by hahaCharadeyouare77
East side?
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Reply to This stool at the science museum by sarcastro74
You have to push it in ass you sit on it
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Reply to comment by fishinful63 in Size Monsters... by LyricalJessieJames
These things always seem to disappoint. The ads are better than the product.
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Reply to I actually found it. by LimpyTaco
I knew it was real 😂
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Reply to comment by EfficientDate2315 in Size Monsters... by LyricalJessieJames
🤣🤣🤣
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Reply to My wife asked me to stop with the corny dad jokes by dweebken
Jokes are neither created or destroyed, but are instead changed from one form to another...