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anon1635329 t1_iy526by wrote

America why

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Evaluations t1_iy5a5ic wrote

Lol yeah America is the only place where gag gifts are made

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jayhawk8 t1_iy5cjv2 wrote

I mean there's a big "Made In The USA!" in the item title, so

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RipeningTrashCan t1_iy92nzi wrote

Some states don't allow weed, so this is a convenient stash to hide your weed. Probably.

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name-is-taken t1_iy5f1hw wrote

My friend collects large (1-2ft tall) Transformers and I've been planning an April Fools gag wherein I sneak into his house when he's not home and put 'truck-nuts' on all his Transformers.

These would be perfect.

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jdahp t1_iy5xpum wrote

Dilemma: put them on all of his Transformers for immediate prank OR put them on one of his Transformers for the long con.

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Miscdude t1_iy5agy0 wrote

Step 1: find someone who bought and installed truck nuts

Step 2: find their shoe size

Step 3: order them bright pink Crocs 2 sizes too small and a pair of these croc nuts

Step 4: give them these as a Christmas gift in public and make sure to tell them you saw a product that reminded you of them and just HAD to buy it

Step 5: get elderly family member to help you pressure them into trying them on around Christmas gift unwrapping, but assure them you meticulously ensured you got the right size so while they struggle to put them on the elderly family member acts like they're faking not being able to fit them on and gets aggressive because they're being rude about a gift

Step 6: camera ready for when they finally fit their foot into the too small Crocs with nuts on them so you can get pictures while they struggle to remove them

Edit: formatting

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DeadCatGrinning t1_iy58gfp wrote

Least needed "made in the USA" ever. We would all have assumed.

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Jekyll_1886 t1_iy6vryh wrote

My plan:

  1. Get a bunch of these

  2. Get a fake potted plant

  3. Put the tiny multi-colored nut sacks all over the plant

  4. When someone sees the plant and inevitability asks, "WTH is that!?" reply with, "People kept telling me to grow a pair, so I did."

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OtakuKodoku t1_iy56jg3 wrote

Is the next fad going to be a giant cock on the front of your car/bicycle/footwear? That's where it looks like it is going

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beachjustice t1_iy51s3p wrote

Every 40+ y/o wife pullin these out when they tell the family she's got hubby's balls in her purse.

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Zbignich t1_iy59zcu wrote

The name is creative.

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Cichlidsaremyjam t1_iy5abt6 wrote

Best 11.99 I've ever spent on my BIL xmas gift.

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Manofalltrade t1_iy58iy9 wrote

For guys that want you to know they drive a Dodge, even when their truck isn’t nearby.

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jamkoch t1_iy5lfzx wrote

They aren't wearing them properly on the crocs. Crocs have their testicles on the inside.

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vNerdNeck t1_iy5mvz5 wrote

Fucking terrible.

I'm actually more pissed I didn't think of this, this person is going to make millions off this for douche bags and gag gifts.

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Homeless_Man92 t1_iy5o9vp wrote

And why is it in 17 different colors

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snukebox_hero t1_iy606c3 wrote

Do they have a version for formal shoes?

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Gymrat777 t1_iy64o23 wrote

I'd kinda like a pair for a gag gift... why sets of 17?!

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Fifty_Seven_Chevy t1_iy6echb wrote

Hey you ya heard of truck nuts now ya can have em on your backside too...

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luchadorhero t1_iy6eeb5 wrote

also pretty good christmas tree ornaments

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Naughty7D t1_iy6kpw4 wrote

Are these certified crocodile nuts?

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JBrusse123 t1_iy6w56d wrote

Perfect for the Prius bois

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GZUSA t1_iy6yqfg wrote

427 reviews... At least 427 people bought this...

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Wheelin-Woody t1_iy713pg wrote

I got a set, they're funny as hell

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PhotoIll t1_iy75ezy wrote

User name checks out.

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cheezeyballz OP t1_iy9h9i4 wrote

It ain't easy being cheezey.

But seriously, that's just my name 🤷 No affiliation with the seller.

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LiliNotACult t1_iy7a719 wrote

And here we see someone with a 3D printer desperate to validate their purchase. My best use for it was a 3D print that I gifted to an ex-girlfriend.

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Frmr-drgnbyt t1_iy7ck8d wrote

There are people who wear Crocs in public? And "decorate" them?

Civilization is doomed. /s

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Plic_Plac t1_iy7pou3 wrote

Real question is.... why not ? 😏

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Mondo114 t1_iy8ijia wrote

For your what? What does croc mean in this context?

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psh123456 t1_iy91yb1 wrote

They’re made for those of is who gamble. ABG!

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cosmicheerio t1_iy59k2a wrote

I own these, and rock with ma bawls out whenever I wear them.

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Kbusch88 t1_iy5eorl wrote

Apparently you’ve never been to literally any rural area in the US lol. It’s the exact same target audience as the people who buy these for their unnecessarily large trucks. Yee haw. Merica.

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Gustopherus-the-2nd t1_iy6e10h wrote

Apparently you haven’t either.

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cheezeyballz OP t1_iy5h1dt wrote

I live in yeehaw texas and have never seen these irl.

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Kbusch88 t1_iy5twar wrote

Lol I was mostly jk. I’ve never actually seen these either. The stereotypes just scream Texas though, and we all know all stereotypes are founded in nothing but truth and non-biased opinions.

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