Macbeth_the_Espurr
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_iy5gzep wrote
Reply to I worked for a slaughterhouse in the Midwest. You think you're buying beef at the grocery store, but you're wrong. by GTripp14
Well, they do make some tasty burgers. And after all, everyone must suffer sometimes
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_ixzv00z wrote
Reply to comment by Irequestyourboobpics in The laundering instructions on my blanket. by sassubear
Emperor! The Necrons have stolen our secrets to making soft blankets!
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_ixzp4sg wrote
Reply to comment by Alternative-Cry-3517 in The laundering instructions on my blanket. by sassubear
Whip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_ixzmxas wrote
Reply to comment by Alternative-Cry-3517 in The laundering instructions on my blanket. by sassubear
Whip it -well-
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_ixqii9r wrote
Reply to comment by clownind in I live in a town in Texas that doesn't exist. We have a disturbing annual ritual, and this year, it was my turn. by PappyStrangeLife
You're all murderers in a land full of demons, but
have you met vegans? Good Lord they are the worst.
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_itzfwte wrote
Reply to comment by lauraD1309 in Incident Report: May 21st, 2022 – Safety Training Video by QuackNate
Only thing crazier than a Florida Man is a Florida Demonic Creature!
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_itvbckg wrote
Reply to comment by papamishka89 in A kid came into my store after closing. I wish I hadn't let him in. by papamishka89
And bring. Holy. Water.
A crucifix also works.
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_it2r2p6 wrote
Reply to She said TV would rot my brain... by thefifthideal
149? XD you luddite.
It needs to be at least 451 F to clean the hell out of it with Faren-Fright Power Cleaning technology, as seen on television!
Macbeth_the_Espurr t1_iyb7qtj wrote
Reply to Well, uh... I guess that's a good motto by ACJ59
Well i guess my electricity will never work again, then.