Jesus how long since you changed the at diaper for it to explode like that? And why shake it, we’re you going to put it back on???

Don’t you have a policy forbidding personal use of work equipment? Just check social media on your phone.

She’s a bad mom to fuck a stranger (to her child) on the couch. She’s a bad mom to have you over at all while her child was home. Gross gross gross! Y’all nasty.

Yeah…it was a weird comment indeed and it would have made me super uncomfortable. Also, you’ve never seen someone wear leggings and flip flops? Where the fuck do you live?

To approach a total stranger and ask for a hug? It’s very weird.

I mean, it’s really fucking weird of her to do that so I think you made the right choice.

What a man child.

How do you accidentally type “all” and select the correct group rather than typing in the correct exec group?

Everyone knows not to put soap on razor burn…if you don’t know this you deserve what you get. Are you pissed that mouthwash doesn’t tell you not to put in your eyes?

What a stupid “relationship”.

It’s literally right on the front in the white box….

People cannot read apparently.

CPS needs to take those babies away, you are both unfit parents.

Yeah you get the shrinkage peen!

You don’t black out from MDMA. This story is BS.

Dick size has nothing to do with your gag reflex. Shit I gag from brushing my teeth sometimes. That being said I think your form needs some work. We’ve all barfed on a dick but you will learn to use your hands to make the experience better for both.

Keep your daughter away from that psycho.

🤣🤣🤣

What an immature interaction. Are you sure you’re old enough to be married?

These ridiculous teenager posts give me life 🤣🤣

You said it was a hormone thing. Maybe get your story straight?

Mine came out with a tampon and I didn’t even feel it.

Umm…you can get a new one placed right away, so she is also either uneducated or lied to you.

She sounds controlling and insecure. Have fun with that.

I’m glad you know you fucked up, but just the fact that that was your first reaction shows what an asshole you are. She phrased it perfectly reasonably and was vulnerable with you and you crushed her. I hope she dumps you.