Oh! Wish I knew this at the time >.< it’s okay, I know for next time I’m ever sick, thank you :)

Oh we already measured together and I have a dildo the same size haha, I think the fuck up was doing it immediately after eating because I’m usually quite good - I don’t want to big myself up loads, but we always joke about me being good at it because I made him nut so hard he broke down into laughter, like Walter White at the end of Crawlspace. I will take on the advice of practicing though, he goes home today so I would like to thank him for coming by making him “come” again :)

It’s usually fine, I used to do porn so it’s like something I should be used to. I think it was the food bc I’ve never vomited on one. This is so funny to me - glad he found it funny too. I didn’t know it was a common thing though!!

Also thank you for the advice, I’ll just have to either practice a bit more or make it a rule that I don’t give blowjobs after eating. I’ll do the 30 min swim rule

Followed by ‘Fatality’, yes

Something was clapping

Now Ik for the future, thank you :))

Ohhhhh thank you for letting me know! Sorry I’m genuinely do struggle with understanding social situations, you’re very kind for explaining. Hope you’re having a lovely day :)

Oh. Wrong sub then sorry! I’m still learning things, like I can’t tell whether certain situations are or aren’t detrimental

This isn’t a fuck up?