Dating is like fishing, both are easier with dynamite.

Go in and establish dominance, let them know you are the alpha, piss on their desk if you must. Their first offer simply respond with "Suck my balls."

If time travel were possible, would you end up in the same place on Earth, or would you end up in the same place in the universe, and the earth no longer be there because of it's orbit and the fact that the universe is always expanding?

Look for a laundry service with delivery, they usually aren't that much, and it saves tons of time.

Blackout curtains, coffee, shower when you get home for you, shower before work for them.