MechanicalHorse
MechanicalHorse t1_jecjyqv wrote
Reply to These jeans have built-in shoes by mehtulupurazz
r/SweetJeans
MechanicalHorse t1_je4r26h wrote
I’m scaroused
MechanicalHorse t1_je1mqdx wrote
Reply to LPT: Keep an old glove in your car and wear it when you fill up with gas. It's better to keep the gas smell on the glove and not on your hand. by Couldbeaccurate
But I like the smell of gasoline.
MechanicalHorse t1_jdykbpe wrote
Reply to Equine Passion by MHarmony
MechanicalHorse t1_jdch768 wrote
Reply to comment by FooJenkins in What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? by lucas_evans
That’s even better!
MechanicalHorse t1_jd4l0ng wrote
Reply to LPT: don't assume dishonesty or malice. You and others' lives will be much happier. by Alcoraiden
This is one of the worst LPTs I’ve seen.
MechanicalHorse t1_j9usurl wrote
Reply to McDonald's Croydon installs knife arch but diners won't be forced to use it by Prestonn2705
> as part of a crackdown on violent crime by police in South London.
Why are police in South London committing violent crimes in the first place? /s
MechanicalHorse t1_j8oi5hg wrote
No. The bad grammar should be the first indicator.
MechanicalHorse t1_izmlhbj wrote
Reply to TIL that the theme song from Mission Impossible get is it's iconic beat of "long long short short" from the Morse code of "M" and "I", which is long long short short. by pango3001
Holy shit, that's actually really interesting!
MechanicalHorse t1_iughg8m wrote
Reply to Happy Halloween! by joshsundquist
I love your costumes! They're so damn creative!
MechanicalHorse t1_jeg7e2q wrote
Reply to LPT: too lazy to wash up your dish after you’ve made a meal? Save half and give it to your neighbour so they have to wash it up and bring it back to you by dunnowhatredditis
LPT: use a dishwasher