MinFootspace
MinFootspace t1_j71q95s wrote
Reply to comment by existential_risk_lol in [PM] Name a fictional planet, and I'll write a random short description of it. by existential_risk_lol
I 1st read "free range sandwicheries" xD
MinFootspace t1_j71do1j wrote
MinFootspace t1_j6nyj75 wrote
Reply to comment by withoutaaim in I'm surprised that so many jokes here are tagged NSFW. by vartha
Your joke or your job?
MinFootspace t1_j6hjkql wrote
Reply to comment by PM_MEOttoVonBismarck in A woman can lose a limb and not be able to grow it back. But she can then get pregnant, and her body can grow the limbs she lost, for someone else. by exultantunderwear68
Well we shall not underestimate the effort of handing bricks and mortar... and provide the building ground xD
MinFootspace t1_j6hff6a wrote
Reply to A woman can lose a limb and not be able to grow it back. But she can then get pregnant, and her body can grow the limbs she lost, for someone else. by exultantunderwear68
Except that it's not the woman's body that builds it, but the foetus's... the woman just hands over bricks and mortar but the planning and direction of construction is done by the future baby.
MinFootspace t1_j5t7zug wrote
Reply to comment by SofEdM in Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
Nicely, neatly and by order of cumbersonemess.
MinFootspace t1_j5t2n20 wrote
Reply to Businesses are closed on Sundays so that workers can rest so why churches are open? They also employ people since not everyone is a volunteer. by lost_access
Why are hospitals open on sundays? I really wonder. And train stations. And restaurants.
MinFootspace t1_j5t21gs wrote
Reply to Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
Cumberbatch is actually a profession's name. It was worn by the bloke who batched the cumbers.
MinFootspace t1_j3ipqj9 wrote
MinFootspace t1_j1z09ri wrote
A broken clock can be wrong all the time too. How many of them display for example the minute hand on the 6 and the hour hand right on a number...
MinFootspace t1_j1vffoz wrote
Reply to Science fiction writers are actually inventors born before their tech is possible by [deleted]
Imaginators, not inventors.
Inventing includes all the technical aspects and goes from the idea to a functional prototype.
MinFootspace t1_j1u7qu2 wrote
Reply to [WP] You have the peculiar ability to pause time. Nothing can move, including yourself, meaning all you get is time to think. Today you find yourself paused with a bullet right in front of your eyes. by Votbear
The bullet and I eye each other for a moment. But, unlike the bullet, I do care about that moment. Because it's my last one. It's also the bullet's last moment, if you think about it. But the bullet doesn't think about it. Lucky bullet...
Stopping time is my thing. I do it for fun, to have all the time admiring that girl or a crashing wave or anything else fugitive or triffering my timidity. Today, fir the first tume ever, I stopped time out if necessity. And juuust in time, it seems.
Or just a bit too early, you idiot. Whenever you will let time flow again, you die, you idiot. What are some thoughts worth, compared with your now inevitable death?
I know I'm right. I'm toast. But then... what forces me to let time flow again? I can keep it stuck for as long as I want, after all. For eternity, if I want. I don't need to eat or drink, I don't need to breathe... I have Eternal Life before me!
Eternal life, followed by death. Oh my, this is too funny. My catholic Mother would raise her eyes up to the Lord if she'd hear me now. Eternal life, and then, death...
They say Eternity is rather long, especially towards the end. Let's find out.
MinFootspace t1_j1u5ib8 wrote
MinFootspace t1_j1njdqv wrote
Reply to comment by russrussrussrussruss in [PM] awake for 23 hours, wanna stretch my brain. Simple prompts, anything you wish. by russrussrussrussruss
I can imagine santa having to climb back up because he can't cross the rabbit :)) Must be an awkward moment for both of them.
MinFootspace t1_j1n8cqp wrote
Reply to [PM] awake for 23 hours, wanna stretch my brain. Simple prompts, anything you wish. by russrussrussrussruss
It's Christmas eve, the whole family is in the living room. Suddenly, noise is heard in the chimney, and a minute later, a slightly confused Easter Bunny hops out of the fireplace.
MinFootspace t1_j1n5axh wrote
Reply to comment by Far_Assistant_4315 in [WP] Your left arm and leg is reduced to paste by a falling chunk of concrete, However due to your hyper regeneration you are uninjured, You sue the property owner and their Insurance and they refuse to pay citing your lack of injury, The case goes to trial and your lawyer Must win your case. by FerrousDerrius
That's something else. Reporting yes but getting money? I don't see they would.
MinFootspace t1_j1mbc6a wrote
Reply to comment by Scion41790 in [WP] Your left arm and leg is reduced to paste by a falling chunk of concrete, However due to your hyper regeneration you are uninjured, You sue the property owner and their Insurance and they refuse to pay citing your lack of injury, The case goes to trial and your lawyer Must win your case. by FerrousDerrius
Only if it caused you a financial loss. Which will be extremely hard to prove if there is no injury. And even if a psychiatric expertise says you have suffered, there's not much to write about in this sub.
MinFootspace t1_j1h8t1z wrote
Reply to comment by MinI_HeK in Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
Light wave/particle duality IS quantum physics.
MinFootspace t1_j1h4w2s wrote
Reply to Is light a wave? Is it a particle? by Shn00ple
It depends IF you look at it.
MinFootspace t1_ixstd39 wrote
Reply to comment by CNDoctor in What do little shops become at full moon? by otacon1988
I hadn't realised that the notion of wolf could be dissociated from the notion of hunger.
MinFootspace t1_ixq7e1i wrote
Reply to comment by Doom_Prophet in What do little shops become at full moon? by otacon1988
A werecomment.
MinFootspace t1_ixq0ord wrote
Reply to What do little shops become at full moon? by otacon1988
What's worse than a wherewolf? A therewolf.
And what's worse than a therewolf? A herewolf.
MinFootspace t1_ivsclmb wrote
A Seat.
MinFootspace t1_iu810mh wrote
That's exactly the whole point of Jaws. Make us realise that, in the end of the day, WE are the assholes. We are the predator, our arrogance just sometimes makes us bite on more that we can chew. Same moral in Alien.
MinFootspace t1_je3wusb wrote
Reply to Dating is like fishing by Oli_VK
Dating is like fishing : it's the best with your dad.