Couldn’t she fry a heart shaped slice of potato?

Yeah what if one fetus absorbs another?

What if one twin consumes its sibling in the womb? Tried for murder?

I have good faith that those who understand the joke will appreciate it. I hope you find some humor in your day and that we can stop bantering about someone else’s cabbages.

When you asked “how are they your cabbages” you mean to tell me you genuinely thought they might be mine?

Questions asked in bad faith are not seeking an answer to understand, but rather to critique the answer or the answerer.

Ahh. There’s that bad faith again. This article isn’t even absurd. It’s actually quite substantial. Use better judgement when posting articles to this sub.

Reddit is “the front page of the internet”. I find it reassuring to see others reference relevant cultural icons that I think will guide the world to a better place.

What about this article suggests it would be satirical if it weren’t real?

I don’t feel that your questions were asked in good faith. The tone of your writing was judgemental and critical.

If you’re going to post an article why don’t you post one that you wrote? How does it make Reddit better to read a story about rotting cabbages? What about this story makes it appropriate for this sub?

How do you define meaningful? Who with and about what are you hoping to discuss? If you take nothing else from the comment, take a recommendation to watch Avatar: The Last Airbender.

It’s an allusion to a joke in a popular cartoon.

My cabbages!

They have reported it though… Years ago.