You probably got banned from Twitch didn’t you

If you want them to remember you for a legend this is it right here. You buy an Oz. Of pure uncut Peruvian cocaine and they’ll name their first born after you

You dropped it off during a party!!! What do you mean no one knows???!?? A bunch of people saw Brian drag this thing in and open it and when forensics go to his house sometime later in the week and they start doing their CSI shit someone’s gonna be like “well there was this doll…” and CSI Guy will take off his sunglasses in a overly dramatic fashion while looking straight at the sun which is idiotic because that’s why you wear sunglasses and he’ll say in a sexy Miami Beach voice “what do you mean doll? There was no doll at the scene…” and that’s when shit hits the fan bruh. I have family in Mexico if you need some help….

On the bright side the prison crowd seem like just the type of crowd that’s gonna love this story

Bro….someone dropped off a weird sex doll in Brian’s front door the night of his party that YOU were invited to yet never showed up and now Brian’s not showing up for work. Did you wipe your prints off the wrapping paper?

You know, I wouldn’t exactly get my hopes up of that happening….not until you switch jobs anyways….

Well no that’s kind of my point is you don’t know the people LIKE that you know? Guess what I’m trying to say is normal people bring a bottle of wine…..

Did you ever consider Brian may have a significant other? And I don’t mean Brian May as in the lead guitarist for Queen I mean Brian perhaps might have a S/O which would make your gift less, gagg-y. Also he could be gay which would make it even worse if everyone at work knew he was gay except for you and you gave him that as a gag gift. On second thought if he’s not gay it would’ve actually been kinda funny if you gave a blow up sex doll that was a guy. Also one that does not murder. Gotta stop buying sex dolls from the dark web my man