heavy_deez
heavy_deez t1_j3m78av wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Ad_3482 in I'm Never Online Shopping Again by Equivalent_Ad_3482
Live and learn, right? No harm, no foul....well except for Brian, that is... but one harm, one foul is still pretty darn good..
heavy_deez t1_j3lxd1n wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Ad_3482 in I'm Never Online Shopping Again by Equivalent_Ad_3482
Buy them some cocaine.
heavy_deez t1_j2mvcyh wrote
Reply to comment by chalaismyig in I am terrified of my wife by Nova1123
Quick etiquette tip for everybody: when you decide to open your third eye, it's polite to light a match and crack a window.
heavy_deez t1_j1p5l8s wrote
Reply to comment by KingTooshie in I am a guard in a hidden prison located in the Arctic. Something is horrifying about the inmates. (FINAL). by Colt_Leasure
Well I'm pregnant, and guess what buddy? I am keepin' it!
heavy_deez t1_itvvacp wrote
Reply to [Image] It's okay to start now by juniordaboo2g1
Confucius, if I'm not mistaken? "When is the best time to plant a tree? 20 years ago. What is the second best? Today." (or something to that effect)
heavy_deez t1_jdbs8v2 wrote
Reply to I think something is wrong with my guardian angel. by ViciousMock
It's like you're describing my life, what with everything falling apart out of nowhere, and the resulting depression, drinking, and neglecting even basic hygiene. Unfortunately, I don't have a guardian angel; I'm all alone, and I don't know what to do. I don't know how to dig myself out of this pit.