Hogan was raised in Florida. His mother moved there with her two sons after divorcing her husband due to adultery. Hogan’s father campaigned for the PG County Executive with his pregnant mistress accompanying him. He somehow was endorsed by the Knights of Columbus despite the pregnant mistress.

Source: I am old and grew up in PG.

How much luggage will the OP have? One bag on Metro is fine, but two bags is a big pain. Uber or a taxi would be better if they have anything unwieldy.

Revised, took out the line about scraping Northern scum off the streets of Baltimore.

Denmark has a good one. They point out to what I can only assume is the other Scandinavian countries that they can actually grow plants in their country and have a nice beach. They also remind the world that they used to be rather violent Vikings. Oh, they point out that their women are gorgeous.

Pure trolling.

DC used to have that sort of waiting list pre-Snyder. People passed tickets down in their wills.

The crash of 2008 wiped out a lot of people’s retirement accounts, among other types of investment accounts. All of a sudden people had a lot less money but were caught in ticket contracts that lasted several years. Long term season ticket holders asked to be let out of their contracts.

That article in the Post around 2009 that talked about Snyder and his team suing season ticket holders ended it for me.

The elderly lady whose living room filled with logo stuff and she was sued into bankruptcy. She’d had tickets since the early 60’s. Snyder has no soul.

There’s also the issue of jobs. People moved away when Bethlehem Steel and Boeing left/scaled down and the port became more mechanized. Renovate those houses, but the person moving in needs a reason to be in the city.

Black rat snakes can get up to 7 feet long. Not the largest by weight, but a big one is darn impressive.