That won't happen until my magnolia starts to bloom.

I'm pissed I had spinal fusion pre covid for no damn reason.

In 1977 people were skating on the Bay.

There was a peaceful opioid fueled lull between the crack days and the new fentanyl era.

Still remember the day (barely) Pele played at RFK.

The rat race.

Young Darrell Brooks.

Arn?

I'd like to know when the proliferation of totally unmarked helicopters started in the DMV. They at least used to have tail numbers. Now it's just a dark color scheme with no ID flying at 100 meters all the time.

>Traffic laws don’t count around here anymore.

>honking their horn the second a light turns green

TBH I used to hate hearing/seeing this too, but the phone a-holes have left normal people no choice but to express displeasure at their self absorbed twatness.

Because they can.

Yes. Your car only comes into it if you don't pay and they attach your equity in the vehicle(not a lawyer).

The dry, withered souls of long time Metro riders.

Well at least you didn't take umbrage and tell a stranger to go fuck themselves for not being in the thread you thought you were in.

Gotta love the internet, it's like watching cockroaches in a jar sometimes. Or the good old crabs in a bucket.

Too late, I already fucked myself like suggested.

This isn't a football sub. You should have another beer.

Same here but Snyder has no sense of humor.

I feel this. Growing up I could name every Redskin down to the last guy on the taxi squad. That was before the JKC glory days when they sucked (not as bad as now). Then came the beast to destroy what I loved.

Now I honestly can't name one member of the team.

Thanks, I didn't know that. I haven't ridden in years because there are never any handicapped seats available. Last time there was a 50% discount but I just paid full price to avoid any hassle.

He's gonna get tossed under the busl

I'd like to see a disabled person sue Metro because there are no handicapped fare jumping options.

Enforce laws good.

From the depths of the alleys to the halls of congress.

Oh no. More taxes.