Fun fact: it is totally legal to lie in political campaign ads in the US. The FTC's truth in advertising regulations only apply to advertisements for commercial goods and services, and the FCC has no equivalent regulations for candidate or issue advertisements.

Okay, fair enough. The shape bounded by four lines of latitude and longitude on one hemisphere of a circle is not a rectangle. Even in a non-Euclidean spherical plane, it's not a rectangle (since latitude lines aren't great circles). That said, OP described Colorado's true shape as a polygon, so they're quite clearly referring to the imperfect survey thing, and not the fact that Colorado can't be a Euclidean rectangle.

I think I've heard this one before. It was intended to be a rectangle, bounded by four specific lines of latitude and longitude, but the surveyors, due to limited technology, were a little off in where they placed the border markers, giving it way more (very small) corners than it was supposed to have.

The person didn't say this wasn't ratatouille, just that it was a specific variation.

Very nice. Confit byaldi style?

It may be childish, but I was really disappointed to see the warm rain wash away our blanket of snow the day before Christmas Eve.

Granny, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

I thought we were having roast turkey.

No, I said roast burgey. That's what I call hamburgers.

Is that not normal for convenience stores?