OptimusPrimel984

OptimusPrimel984 t1_jaay61n wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:55 AM

Reply to I had to start hiding cereal in my clothes so that my siblings couldn’t eat all of it. by Harmful_Sadness

They'll never Chex your clothes.

OptimusPrimel984 t1_j97jzzx wrote on February 19, 2023 at 9:25 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in Good News/ Bad News by BelowThePale

The good news is for the doctor, not the patient.

OptimusPrimel984 t1_j88r6lo wrote on February 12, 2023 at 2:30 PM

Reply to i have been chasing a criminal who murders at railway stations by Hot_Let7611

This case could be the ticket to the transfer that you have been waiting for!

OptimusPrimel984 t1_j6go7xd wrote on January 30, 2023 at 4:36 AM

Reply to A scientist took a selfie while he was drinking liquid nitrogen by mmotte89

It was a moment frozen in time.

OptimusPrimel984 t1_j6f938o wrote on January 29, 2023 at 10:43 PM

Reply to comment by spirallyBlue844 in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K

I just accepted the temperature as Celsius...

OptimusPrimel984 t1_j6b9d4w wrote on January 29, 2023 at 2:25 AM

Reply to our crosseyed teacher got fired by fuckjustpickwhatever

That's just a lazy eye joke.

OptimusPrimel984 t1_j5tv2eu wrote on January 25, 2023 at 3:12 PM

Reply to Golden opportunity. by Buddy2269

"You call that a club? Now THIS is a club."

OptimusPrimel984 t1_j5thp0i wrote on January 25, 2023 at 1:35 PM

Reply to I was about to tell some new jokes about the expensive eggs I bought by Ready373

I was about to tell this egg joke but it looks like I was beaten to the punch line.