It was a fantastic bike ride up there, too, if you got there before the traffic was too bad.

Bet the drive down from Twin Peaks was treacherous.

In my memory it was less detailed and had straight text on it as well, but I could be remembering wrong.

Waaaay back when I was young, the Chicago PD had t-shirts that showed several gang symbols upside down around a police badge. The caption was “The biggest gang in town” or something similar.

I literally checked my own feet just now, even though I’ve had the same feet for several decades.

The Taco Bell bathroom on the beach in Pacifica, CA needed this every time I tried it. And yes, the jokes write themselves there.

I’ll say that I’ve been in more than one beach bathroom where this warning would have been necessary.