So this is your chance to tell the story, friend. Something must have broken the proverbial straw today...what was it?

Yep, I'd echo this wholeheartedly. I moved in 2008 from Southern California, ended up staying since. Come scope out neighborhoods and their vibe, see where you feel most comfortable based on what is important to you: walkability, coffee shops/restaurants. Lived in Remington, Patterson Park, Union Square and now on the edge of the city in 97-year old lovely bungalow. Also have never been shot