Prince_Polaris
Prince_Polaris t1_jebccwe wrote
Reply to comment by WindySeeker in I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, but I don’t protect the paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
Yes!
Prince_Polaris t1_je8k2r7 wrote
Reply to I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, but I don’t protect the paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
You should become friends with Harper!! She'll be able to teach you what you need to know, as well...
Prince_Polaris t1_j34lgms wrote
Reply to comment by CandiBunnii in Heroin is a hell of a drug. If you read this I apologize in advance. by MrFrontenac
hell yeah, I'm gonna make long bacon
Prince_Polaris t1_j33qmwd wrote
Reply to comment by CandiBunnii in Heroin is a hell of a drug. If you read this I apologize in advance. by MrFrontenac
Can you get like really long bacon from a long pig cause I would fucking love to eat like a three foot long piece of bacon
Prince_Polaris t1_j1y5m5r wrote
Reply to comment by jemija in Something Is Eating My Neighbors by beardify
And shook hands with her sister...
Prince_Polaris t1_iwnakgq wrote
Damn OP, you must be one of the few people to have seen Vore in real life, that's pretty wild!
Heh, Malcolm's right about you humans, your curiosity really does have no end- but I suppose that's how you guys manage to accomplish so much on your planet, huh?
Prince_Polaris t1_itiu3ew wrote
This isn't even creepy, this is just plain wholesome, I wanna pet one of the huge gnome cicadas
Prince_Polaris t1_ith1ho5 wrote
Holy shit just talk to your wife and ask her what's going on, seriously. Why would your WIFE need pictures of you at work and taking a shit and so on? She's your wife! She knows what you look like!
Something is going on here and you're probably BOTH in trouble. Think about it. Someone hires a hitman, what's the perfect cover story? Use the wife's shoddy account security to order the murder weapons to the target's house, break in the night after it's delivered, frame it as the crazy wife attacking her husband, who gets stabbed in self defense, nobody will even think that the two deaths are all set up...
Well. At least, that could be what happens. I wouldn't know.
Prince_Polaris t1_ith0m1n wrote
Reply to comment by dangeraardvark in I love my wife, which is why I’m about to die by ByfelsDisciple
I'm pretty sure he's being sympathetic for the poor driver being overworked
Prince_Polaris t1_itgz6zh wrote
The monster bit your hand, right? It probably infected you with some sort of disease, like
Lanky
Infernal
Gross
Malicious
Abomination
disease, which wouldn't be good at ALL. The needle was probably a vaccine to protect you from it!
Prince_Polaris t1_isz2vuj wrote
Reply to Skin Deep by Ellie_The_Mermaid129
You oughta call Nico and ask if he would like to go bowling, you've lost your hair and he's lost his job, so maybe you two could at least try to keep hold of that friendship you had!
Prince_Polaris t1_jebhe3m wrote
Reply to I don't shower with my door ajar anymore by JLGoodwin1990
Sorry OP, sometimes we get a little too excited and forget that you humans are able to hear us sometimes. Claws are difficult to sneak around with, and most humans can't actually see us! Don't worry, everyone gets their own little friend, sooner or later. We'll make sure to send someone who's better at dealing with those pesky humans that can see a little more than they're supposed to. :)