That's 5953 handies to pay back your debt.

Might wanna invest in some knee pads.

How much are you charging for handies and what time does your shift at Wendys start?

Maybe if wages kept up with prices people wouldn't feel the need to gamble so much.

That's the problem. To them.

That's why I said make the deposits whole. No need to rush to get your money, your money is bailed out.

It's all the rest that is left to fail.

They should just make the deposits whole and let the bank fail.

No more bailouts.

For years the banks have happily made risky investments safe in the knowledge that they'll get bailed out if they fuck up. They won't stop unless they actually face the consequences and there are no consequences because they just get bailed out by the taxpayer every fucking time.

Let one fail and the others will sort their risk management out very fucking quickly.

Have you tried getting medical treatment outside the USA where prices are actually sane?

If it costs 4 million dollars it will probably cost about €400 in Europe.

25k in 2 years.

This is wsb not r/investing.

People are gambling 25k+ on FDs in here.

More importantly, can we use VisualMod for this?

Kahjit has wears if you have coin.

Not sure if jokey question or if you haven't heard the legendary story of the poop knife.

Or they can raise their prices too and keep the same market share but make more money with that share.

Unfortunately the greedy bastards are all going with option 2.

Doesn't matter if she thinks it's fair or not.

It'll teach him not to do it again. He stole your money you have every reason to go take it back. If it's not there in cash then take his stuff.

Preferably something he'll really miss, like all his controllers so he can't play his games.

If there are no consequences for it he'll do it again.

You're supposed to dry it before you close it up.

Condoms won't flush.

There is no way u/Isaac987910 made that kind of money when his previous investing posts are this and this.

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That has to be a paper account.

Life pro tip.

The mouth floods with saliva before vomiting to protect the mouth from the stomach acid.

So if you're feeling nauseous and not sure if you are gonna throw up or not that is the warning to watch for. When that happens you are about to vomit, it's not just nausea any more.

Looking out for this may buy you a few extra seconds to sprint to something to throw up in.

You don't know, that's the point.

The true fuck up here is leaving your drinks unattended.

Never do that.

He got fired for sticking his dick in the bacon slicer.

The bacon slicer was also fired.

That's what you get for using Robinhood.

Get a big boy broker.

An add on to this.

If you can't afford it with your debit card you can't afford it with your credit card.

Don't spend what you can't pay for when the bill comes due.

Please ignore this comment, I just need the automod reply to this for something.

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