As long as the front doesn't fall off

Near. Near the reef, not in it. It's by the coast where the reef sits just offshore, and would contaminate freshwater that flows out to sea and into the reef.

The visual fidelity impact**

The absolutely tanking your framerate impact is pretty hard to undersell.

Yeah, everyone wants made drinks, not to make drinks. Some people just want those drinks enough they are willing to do the making themselves. A very small (proportionally) subset of those people discover they really enjoy making drinks, and get into bartending/mixology. I love a number of cocktails but can't be assed to have all the ingredients handy and actually make any of them.

If I'm mixing a drink at home more complicated than putting something carbonated into something with an alcohol content it's like a bit of like juice or a fruit garnish as a third ingredient. Maybe over ice. Because much as I'd love a martini or old fashioned I'm not stocking bitters or vermouth or whatever on the regular, and those are even pretty easy drinks to make.