Thought this was about the children's book for a few seconds

Seems oddly familiar

Sorry, Shadow

Nuclear energy not being renewable is, like, one of its two failings

We really need to go back to the "never put personally identifiable information online" age

My philosophy is to rememer that my present self is more trustworthy than my future self.

How to remember it: A- means not, so asocial is not social. Anti- means against, so antiocial is against society.

Some people are weird, but would rather seem like they have no personality than admit to being weird

So all those times, my parents were just preparing me for success

Future me is like "relax bro I got this" then when it's actually time for him to do it he flakes out

The thing I like to remember about procrastinating is that nothing ever happens unless you do it now.

Yo. Look at the plug, then at the port. The plug will have a white bit, and the port will too. They have to be on different sides, otherwise it won't go in.

I believed in myself for 8 years too

Sharks don't complain about Monday because they know the real scourge is Sunday evening

Having brittle bones doesn't make you better at gaming. Sure, he might have had more time in his day, but a learned skill is a learned skill

This is my motto. Following it is a challenge though.