It would be funny if McDonalds had a thing where every country a different machine is broken. “Our McFlurry machines are fine, it’s the Espresso machines that are constantly broken!”

I wanna open a 1000.

Rodney: my friend asked if I was a tit man or an ass man. My wife says “he’s an ass, man!”

(Also ass man)

If I had that much bling I’d be smiling too.

I had a gf that could get close to this power. Hers stopped at flies tho. For no reason I can discern, flies were just not bothered by her. A fly was on a window once, she just reached out and gently plucked it right off the glass, as easy as picking up an apple. It even sat on her finger. I never understood how she could do that.

Forbes’ average is $16K. https://www.forbes.com/home-improvement/solar/cost-of-solar-panels/

How prepared a couple believes they are depends on them. Couples can analyze their finances and whatever other factors apply to them, and make the decision when they feel they are ready to do so. The topic is about black parents but any potential parents can do these things.

A couple who do not believe they are prepared to have a child, should not have a child.

What “government support” do they need?

This all sorta rolls back to the whole, very frowned-upon common sense of “I’m not financially or otherwise prepared to have a family so maybe I should just keep it in my pants and stick to jacking off to porn.” It sounds silly to say, but not actively creating children to care for substantially reduces the number of children one has to care for.

He coulda been Mad Emperor of the Universe. In another timeline I guess.