Saltedpirate
Saltedpirate t1_jedjl1s wrote
Reply to comment by cdistefa in TIL that after Leon Czolgosz was executed for assassinating US Pres. William McKinley, the prison warden poured sulfuric acid on the corpse, burned his belongings, and refused to turn over the body to Leon's brother. This was to prevent exhibitions of his life by archfapper
He was also fully bought and paid for by the Robber Barrons.
Saltedpirate t1_jedigly wrote
Reply to Phone cases are the condoms for phones. by [deleted]
Phone sex is a figure of speech, not a literal action. Quit sticking your phone where it doesn't belong.
Saltedpirate t1_je8js0g wrote
Reply to LPT: Separate bacon into portions of 2-4 strips before freezing. That way, when you need them, it's easier to defrost only the number of portions you need directly in the pan, and you won't make a mess trying to separate (or cut) slippery, frozen bacon. by Professional_Trip217
Let me guess... you're not from around here. Take this filth and git.
Saltedpirate t1_j8zz39o wrote
Reply to LPT Request: Avoiding Conversation by Overall_Amoeba2353
Stare deeply into their eyes and start picking your nose. If you have to, stick your booger picking finger in your mouth.
Saltedpirate t1_j6lch63 wrote
Can you point out on the teddy bear where HR touched you?
Saltedpirate t1_j6bmtmz wrote
Reply to comment by danuser8 in LPT Request: What do I do/say when someone is venting to me? by lamelumi_
Don't forget to offer a warm beverage
Saltedpirate t1_jefkjdb wrote
Reply to As important as it is, we are never properly taught how to breathe. by Arnasto
I encourage you to watch the original Karate Kid. Mr Miyagi is a breathing profit.