> Who knows who is behind the wheel.

Chances that it's me are reduced (but not zero) for the next 10 months or so

Shh! don't tattle on me while my license is still "suspended".

Thank you for your support of my violent streets platform!

To appease my naysayers, I'll soon be introducing an ordinance that will allow for pedestrians to bludgeon drivers of cars parked in crosswalks.

Speed hump? Who needs one of those when there is a plethora of cyclists and pedestrians to run over out there?

YEAH! Why is it always about what I did and trying to hold me accountable as an elected official who rammed into a constituent and decided to drive away without checking that he was OK and never about how the constituent running the red light?

Not quite! I like to think of the HCDO as more of a monarchy. I'm the princess and me and my daddy get to bestow power on whoever we feel like!!

Yeah! It certainly doesn't have anything to do with me being a political nepo baby who throughout my entire career has walled out opposition from participating in democracy!

What a compliment! I feel like I've aged 40. Everyone is sooooo mean to me.

I feel like we need to wait and let this legal process play out before I make any public statements that could incriminate myself or my father.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I was driving through this intersection on my way from my taxpayer subsidized apartment to my cushy taxpayer funded job.

Well, I AM Jersey City's biggest fan. It's only fair that they'd name a street after me.

But I find that Christopher Columbus guy inspiring. I'm a big fan of the death and destruction he left in his wake.