ShivsButtBot

ShivsButtBot t1_jdzzh7t wrote

Many of us believe that there is a serial killer targeting white young men that always dumps them in the river when he’s done with them.

Pittsburgh has been purchasing new body recovery equipment for the rivers and there was that team of divers looking for bodies recently.

I don’t suggest googling smiley face killer necessarily but instead googling “Pittsburgh man pulled from River” and seeing the insane amount of bodies that are relatively quietly fished out.

Edit: many of us was bad phrasing I’ve been told. So I should clarify some people, think that there is a serial killer. We are all very likely super stupid but someone asked so I answered!

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ShivsButtBot t1_j69n5zh wrote

Reply to comment by Net_Link_Runner in Damn, KDKA by montani

I actually work for the government now! I work for the department of health tackling the opioid epidemic! So they let me in high schools and colleges. They even paid for my to get my bachelors degree!

But you vote how you see fit, gorgeous. It’s a wonderful right and luckily for you they allow women to vote now! I feel so blessed for that.

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ShivsButtBot t1_j69kiaf wrote

Reply to comment by Net_Link_Runner in Damn, KDKA by montani

It’s so funny you mention that because I have a legal concealed carry too! You can petition the governor and your local sheriff to obtain a conceal carry license despite a felony. I’ll also be carrying it to the voting booth because the state of Pennsylvania allows felons to vote. Right now I have a Taurus that I keep with me!

I will be sure not to rob anyone. That’s no worries honey bunny pretty sweet thing. Catch ya outside, little lovey.

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ShivsButtBot t1_j6992dr wrote

Reply to comment by Net_Link_Runner in Damn, KDKA by montani

When a felon is acting with more grace than you can muster it’s a real problem. I would consider checking your estrogen levels with a doctor! I have a feeling they may be too high which is leading to the teenage girl behavior.

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ShivsButtBot t1_j68kv9h wrote

Reply to comment by Net_Link_Runner in Damn, KDKA by montani

You’re certainly not acting like it Sir. You’re very emotional and defensive. Hysterical even. You may be old but you certainly are acting like a teenage girl.

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ShivsButtBot t1_j68hzmj wrote

Reply to comment by UnluckyWinter in Damn, KDKA by montani

The hospital in McKeesport? Please feel free to message me. I love one mile outside of McKeesport and have been to that ER as a patient. I would be happy to give my experience

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ShivsButtBot t1_j6585fw wrote

Reply to comment by Net_Link_Runner in Damn, KDKA by montani

I am a felon! We know a thing or two about prison tattoos! 💝

Sorry about your stay in the drunk tank. Even 24 hours in the county is truly traumatic and ACJ is truly guilt of crimes against humanity. I know people who have died awaiting a bail hearing. I also knew a woman who was cuffed so tightly she lost her arm from the elbow down after only spending 12 hours in holding. I’m glad you made it okay!

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ShivsButtBot t1_j656rew wrote

Reply to comment by Net_Link_Runner in Damn, KDKA by montani

Well actually I have been to jail because I am in recovery from substance abuse. I haven’t used in ten years. 🙏🏼 I have spent years in Allegheny county jail and I can inform you that tear drop tattoos mean nothing and many people just tattoo their face because it’s aesthetically pleasing to them. If you have any questions about the county jail I would love to answer them for you!

Also ‘Shiv’ is a character on a television show called Succession. She has a huge ass. ‘Bot’ is short for the word robot. I am surprised that someone who watches so much TV is unfamiliar with one that wins Emmys consistently. I would check it out!

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ShivsButtBot t1_j64pmim wrote

Reply to comment by tempestveil in Damn, KDKA by montani

Uh idk why this has so many downvotes? Mckeesport is dangerous regardless if he was shot there. It is what it is. Pittsburgh isn’t a utopia and it’s not a war zone either. Idk why those two things are offensive to people.

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