SirThatsCuba
SirThatsCuba t1_j4owufg wrote
Reply to comment by EXSPFXDOG in UCI Researchers Discover Nanowire Coating Technology that Could Make Batteries Last Forever by otvortex
I got a cheap used oled on Craigslist and accidentally left a game paused on a bright screen for half an hour. Burnt in yay
SirThatsCuba t1_j4f1y58 wrote
Reply to comment by Top-Philosophy-5791 in Paul Ryan says he 'had too much power' as House speaker by bomberesque1
You don't need that "kind of" when talking about ayn rand fanboys
SirThatsCuba t1_j4a1j52 wrote
Reply to comment by drodinmonster in Life can’t be reduced to a rulebook. But committing to certain moral principles can help us navigate life better. by IAI_Admin
Nah I just live on an moral hammock in the ethical tropics. If a storm knocks down my tree I'll just tie to another.
SirThatsCuba t1_j3qa2s9 wrote
Reply to comment by lovelikemeow in I tracked my poops every day in 2022. [OC] by lovelikemeow
Like, I pooped this much when I had a colon, before I had to have it removed
SirThatsCuba t1_j3p1z11 wrote
Reply to comment by redstern in TPD: Man arrested after being recognized wearing underwear as mask in porch pirate cases by JAlbert653
Like they're gonna think it was the guy in the $4,000 banana suit C,MON!
SirThatsCuba t1_j1xno4t wrote
Reply to comment by lessquiet in SpaceX activates nearly 100 Starlinks in Iran amid country-wide protests: report by chromatic45
A week gives him too much credit
SirThatsCuba t1_j1vrp6x wrote
Reply to Air Force quietly speeds up plans to eliminate spy planes on the front line of America's fentanyl war by jivatman
Got enough spy satellites huh
SirThatsCuba t1_j1tfka7 wrote
Reply to comment by SilentScyther in LPT: If driving in a snowstorm and your GPS suggests taking a faster route, don’t do it if it takes you off the Highway. Backroads are usually last to be cleared of snow and you could get stuck! by Bradiator34
It's better than throwing your back out with a fireshovel
SirThatsCuba t1_j1r2ul4 wrote
Reply to comment by ztreHdrahciR in South Korea lifts ban on imported sex dolls by icantbenormal
Sex doll protectionism is a serious issue for economists
SirThatsCuba t1_j1qw49l wrote
Reply to LPT: If driving in a snowstorm and your GPS suggests taking a faster route, don’t do it if it takes you off the Highway. Backroads are usually last to be cleared of snow and you could get stuck! by Bradiator34
Californian here: Substitute fire for snow and this is also good advice.
SirThatsCuba t1_j1ok43j wrote
Reply to LPT: If you got your pets gifts this Christmas they didn't end up liking, consider donating them to your local animal shelter. by UnforgivingPoptart
That's better than throwing away the cat. Good idea.
SirThatsCuba t1_j178ex2 wrote
Reply to Give your dog a medieval name by ReadPoopFiction
Farticus isn't on the list, is it?
SirThatsCuba t1_j175zpy wrote
Reply to Is this just AskReddit now? by ex1stence
Dear Reddit, Have you ever sexed the sex so hard your sex sexed off?
Okay, now it's AskReddit.
SirThatsCuba t1_j0utvb0 wrote
Reply to Iguana causes power outage in Florida town for third time this year | CNN by GZAofTheMidwest
Someone update that squirrel game
SirThatsCuba t1_izh5dz1 wrote
Reply to comment by Zonx216 in Water line from house to barn lost pressure! Please help!? by Castle_33_
Depends. If I hired someone to do work and that work failed I might not trust them to fix it. Depends how it failed and why.
SirThatsCuba t1_izg12uq wrote
Reply to comment by Zonx216 in Water line from house to barn lost pressure! Please help!? by Castle_33_
Because learning to fix it yourself is better than getting a contractor?
SirThatsCuba t1_ix129gq wrote
Reply to LPT Your body is on autopilot a lot more than you realize. Everyone's autopilot is an idiot. Life's easier and you screw up less when you realize this, and think intentionally and take actions accordingly so the autopilot can't screw things up. by 12jonboy12
You think too highly of my autopilot.
SirThatsCuba t1_ivwn0qa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Israel: leader of far-right Jewish Power party pays tribute to late racist rabbi | Israel by koavf
Accountability isn't antisemitic. This isn't even that.
SirThatsCuba t1_iugypv5 wrote
Reply to comment by Taiut in Ah, but of course! by Pencil-lamp
What was she before that becoming a constellation is a downgrade?
SirThatsCuba t1_iugq29v wrote
Reply to comment by 5thPhantom in What do you call 100 lawyers skydiving? by Unleashedloosecannon
I'm allergic to chicken and I fucking love fried chicken. Your friend is a goddamn no good dirty stinking liar.
SirThatsCuba t1_iu81x1h wrote
Reply to comment by CuteCatBoy69 in Walgreens will stop judging its pharmacy staff by how fast they work by AaronDotCom
Some of us are literate, smartass. When you get a "this prescription is ready" text and they tell you they haven't filled it yet when you show up, yeah. That's Walgreens.
SirThatsCuba t1_iu7whzg wrote
Reply to comment by MP_1986 in PsBattle: Split Green Pumpkin by TeevMeister
There's a melon behind that melon shaped rock!
SirThatsCuba t1_iu6w2wr wrote
Reply to comment by CoolHandCliff in NASA spacecraft records epic ‘marsquakes’ as it prepares to die by marketrent
A pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
SirThatsCuba t1_iu6vrpw wrote
Reply to comment by djdsf in NASA spacecraft records epic ‘marsquakes’ as it prepares to die by marketrent
Just put one of those films on it like you get on new electronics, and have the rover peel it off. Bam, new solar panel, no dust.
SirThatsCuba t1_j4p0r3r wrote
Reply to comment by _PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN in New study shows: Black Adults Experienced Early Signs of Brain Aging Faster Than Other Ethnic Minority Groups by PaulHasselbaink
If I had a nickel for every time I've been told by "friends" that I had been asking for the abuse people heaped on me (just by existing, but they don't understand that part of the equation) i wouldn't have financial worries.