SkunkMonkey
SkunkMonkey t1_jegt3ly wrote
Reply to comment by jpgorgon in Factory explosion survivor, on fire, fell into chocolate vat by personAAA
Oompa, loompa, doopity doo...
SkunkMonkey t1_jebwdi6 wrote
Reply to comment by xBeamer in 'Ultra-rare' pink diamond expected to sell for more than $35 million at auction by fraufleur
With the internet, I posit it's down to a second.
SkunkMonkey t1_jea5zle wrote
Reply to comment by drinkingchartreuse in 'Ultra-rare' pink diamond expected to sell for more than $35 million at auction by fraufleur
> endless supply of idiots
PT Barnum nailed the birth rate on these people.
SkunkMonkey t1_je9kvhm wrote
Reply to comment by Perry_cox29 in 'Ultra-rare' pink diamond expected to sell for more than $35 million at auction by fraufleur
Shhhh! You'll give away the secret!
SkunkMonkey t1_je9ku19 wrote
Reply to comment by Sawdamizer in 'Ultra-rare' pink diamond expected to sell for more than $35 million at auction by fraufleur
> like the blood on their diamonds.
Why do you think it's pink?
SkunkMonkey t1_je9kkoy wrote
Reply to 'Ultra-rare' pink diamond expected to sell for more than $35 million at auction by fraufleur
So, is it called the Pink Panther?
Dead ant
Dead ant
Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant
Dead annnnt.
SkunkMonkey t1_jc6hici wrote
Reply to MA Weather People Should All Be FIRED by [deleted]
Damned if they do, damned if they don't.
Honestly, it's better having people prepare for the worst and nothing happens than the other way around.
I'm sure your one of the first people that screams bloody murder when the weather is worse than predicted, aren't ya?
SkunkMonkey t1_javuca0 wrote
Reply to comment by Katana1369 in Genevieve Lhermitte: Belgian mother who killed her five children euthanised by Quirkie
She was white and female.
SkunkMonkey t1_ja7hmy4 wrote
Reply to comment by UtopianLibrary in Shipments of contaminated waste to resume from Ohio train derailment site by WhoIsJolyonWest
The waste is from the accident. The train was shipping dangerous chemicals used in processes to make the various things you use everyday. It's not about the product or the waste, it's about the safety of transporting it. These kinds of trains have been running around the US forever. The problem is we've allowed the companies that operate these trains to squeeze more profit in the name of safety and this event is the direct result of that.
SkunkMonkey t1_ja7h8eg wrote
Reply to comment by clementine1864 in Shipments of contaminated waste to resume from Ohio train derailment site by WhoIsJolyonWest
As long as we have politicians with corporate sponsorships, this will continue regardless of party.
SkunkMonkey t1_j8wggox wrote
Reply to comment by OneForAllOfHumanity in Court rejects Kari Lake's appeal of loss in Arizona governor's race by fjbruzr
Yes, and she lost the case. ;)
SkunkMonkey t1_j8wgbv3 wrote
Reply to comment by One_Breath_6984 in Court rejects Kari Lake's appeal of loss in Arizona governor's race by fjbruzr
Or a lobbyist.
They can be both as well.
SkunkMonkey t1_j8hrj8i wrote
Reply to comment by GamingCupcake in High coffee consumption may triple kidney disease risk in some people by LordNPython
Whew! I only have two cups. My cup holds half a pot ;)
SkunkMonkey t1_j8008si wrote
Reply to comment by MiaowaraShiro in Chinese spy balloon carried 'multiple antennas' for collecting signals intelligence, State Dept. says by StevenSanders90210
But, but, but it's just a weather balloon!
Apparently this isn't the first time. That we the public know about. In the spy business, you don't reveal what you know. It allows you to continue monitor them. If you reveal, say when our spy agencies spotted the balloon, the next time they will do something different and you might not catch them.
I've no doubt, those in the spy business and charged with protecting our secrets, knew about this and took appropriate actions to not only protect our assets, but to make sure they didn't know we knew.
Once the public became aware, they needed to do something. So they waited until they could control the area where it would come down. That was the Atlantic off the coast. Now we get to see exactly what they were doing and the level of tech used.
We will be able to point at it and say, "Look, this is spy shit, not something that would be used for 'weather' monitoring." Next time one of these approaches our territory it will be toasted ASAP and there will be no ambiguity over whether or not it was some errant weather balloon.
SkunkMonkey t1_j7zw5ve wrote
Reply to comment by MiaowaraShiro in Chinese spy balloon carried 'multiple antennas' for collecting signals intelligence, State Dept. says by StevenSanders90210
Larger area covered.
SkunkMonkey t1_j7ws2wj wrote
Reply to comment by TheDaoistTech in Chinese spy balloon carried 'multiple antennas' for collecting signals intelligence, State Dept. says by StevenSanders90210
Everyone was freaking out about how it would take better pictures than satellites, yada yada, and all I could think of was wardriving and the likelihood it had zero optics.
SkunkMonkey t1_j7vz990 wrote
Reply to Chinese spy balloon carried 'multiple antennas' for collecting signals intelligence, State Dept. says by StevenSanders90210
Wardriving with a balloon.
SkunkMonkey t1_j772upv wrote
Reply to Overcharged: Reports detail price mistakes at Ohio’s Dollar General, Family Dollar stores by seanmcdonnellcle
Check the price per pound on their bagged "bulk" cereals and compare to the boxed ones. The bagged bulk costs more per pound. Such a fucking scam.
Don't get me started on how they post the unit price in a position on the label that just happens to fall behind the bottom lip of the shelf. You can't read the price if it's above eye level. I've used my phone camera to read them. Again, fucking scammers.
SkunkMonkey t1_j6kl7or wrote
Schlemiel! Schlimazel!
SkunkMonkey t1_j3qt33z wrote
Reply to comment by internet_chump in Disappointing end to UK space mission as satellites fail to reach orbit by Superbuddhapunk
Rocky McRocketface?
SkunkMonkey t1_j3qt1lg wrote
Reply to comment by JohnPlayerSpecia1 in Disappointing end to UK space mission as satellites fail to reach orbit by Superbuddhapunk
Only the surface though. There's a lot more under that.
SkunkMonkey t1_iyhdpl9 wrote
Reply to comment by oDDmON in Senate confirms first inspector general for Pentagon in 7 years by Darth__Monday
When they have the backing of the Party, it's not that hard.
SkunkMonkey t1_ixo2qma wrote
Reply to comment by Aazadan in Reuters: Global regulators to target crypto platforms after FTX crash by Globalist2
So it barely floated, like a turd.
Either way, Twitter is shit.
SkunkMonkey t1_ixmqnbi wrote
Reply to comment by vexpopped in Reuters: Global regulators to target crypto platforms after FTX crash by Globalist2
Has Twitter ever floated? I always assumed it was simply a sinking turd.
SkunkMonkey t1_jegy26w wrote
Reply to comment by hairyringus in Wimbledon lifts ban on Russian and Belarusian tennis players | Russia-Ukraine war News by SvgCanvas
I used to not watch Wimbledon, I still don't, but I used to not too.