Slave35
Slave35 t1_je17pl8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
So, here's the thing. Kids are incredibly sensitive and it's extremely harmful to expose them to adult content or really anything above their age level. You owe your sister a big, sincere apology.
Slave35 t1_ja50qls wrote
Reply to comment by QuestionDull6380 in Their future is AI, not ours. by [deleted]
This guy literally bought an AI made children's book, proving that AI are taking jobs YESTERDAY.
Slave35 t1_j9fd3bl wrote
Reply to My favorite place on the planet | Henry's Fork of the Snake River, ID, USA | [OC] [1125x1500] by CameronKelsey
In a bed, in a bed, by the waterside I will lay my head.
Slave35 t1_j03b8kg wrote
Reply to comment by Dermott_54 in More factory dishwashers by ooMEAToo
They would no longer be dishes, so the question is irrelevant.
Edit: my spelling sucked but spellcheck was also to blame in this instance.
Slave35 t1_iz8nu5w wrote
Reply to The Galaxy Fish by stat1stick
This looks like merely a city-level threat. It's got a lot of cultivation and madra cycling to do before it starts threatening galaxies.
Slave35 t1_ixuu5o1 wrote
Reply to [WP] "For the last time, at day I'm a centaur, at night I'm a vampire, at the full moon I'm a werewolf, when I'm in water I'm a merman, during the hottest day I'm a dragon and at the coldest night I'm a yeti." by Ice_Sniper_80
"So... you're saying that your body knows what the coldest day of the year and the hottest day of the year will be?"
""Er, yes, now that you mention it. That does seem strange." He scratched at his chin.
I pressed him. "That means you could be a weatherman with magical 100% accuracy!"
His face screwed up. "At least, for those two days."
"For the whole SEASON!" I shouted, excited. "Once you go dragon, we'll know when to harvest, when to plant, when to stop planting..." My mind spun with the implications.
"Huh. A magical weatherman. I guess I never thought of it that way. Thanks, person that knows basic things about how the world works!"
Slave35 t1_ixf1h2b wrote
Reply to comment by Keanu__Gaming__xD in TIFU by getting assigned a group project and getting sent memes by Keanu__Gaming__xD
I honestly don't understand what that's supposed to mean. I THINK I get the gist of it but it's just so grating and horrible that my mind rejects it. Maybe it's better if you communicate in memes from now on. Darmok and Gilead at Tanagra.
Slave35 t1_ixf0knr wrote
Reply to comment by Keanu__Gaming__xD in TIFU by getting assigned a group project and getting sent memes by Keanu__Gaming__xD
If you want to get 4.0s, you could probably express yourself in a more professional manner. Especially in writing, bro.
Slave35 t1_ixab7si wrote
69 years to life.
Slave35 t1_ix6ems6 wrote
I count two, maybe three smiles.
Slave35 t1_iu9ubme wrote
These things are going for like $5.99 now. I'm not sure how it can survive.
Slave35 t1_iu1qjt0 wrote
Reply to You may feel unwanted, but you will never be convenience store fruit-levels of unwanted by Looney_forner
The guy at the bodega legitimately gave me like 4 free limes last time.
"Just take them."
Slave35 t1_iu1mi84 wrote
Reply to Engineer Karen Leadlay working on the analog computers in the space division of General Dynamics, 1964. by brolbo
ARRHHGGHHH CABLE MANAGEMENT
Slave35 t1_iu1hpvs wrote
Reply to comment by EnvironmentalDeal256 in A customized 1973 Cadillac Eldorado parked on a Harlem street in 1975. by L0st_in_the_Stars
The reflection of the store's neon on the trunk sorta looked like it at first. Though I'm not too sure what that is underneath now.
Slave35 t1_iu1abgm wrote
Reply to A customized 1973 Cadillac Eldorado parked on a Harlem street in 1975. by L0st_in_the_Stars
Nobody's going to mention the graffiti on the car or the guy breaking in?
Slave35 t1_iu19mks wrote
Reply to comment by killer_of_whales in If you ever loved Enders Game, or science fiction in general, check out some of Card's other series. by donjohndijon
His beliefs are inconsistent with a just and moral society. I believe this has tainted his writing past redemption. There are some celebrities where I can see through that to their talents; I enjoy Tom Cruise as an actor for instance; but most writers do not get a pass for the irreparable damage their works can cause.
Slave35 t1_itji4sf wrote
Reply to comment by iswackynewarchdevil in LeVar Burton's wedding, 1992. by PleasingScrum
I came here to ask this... what the fuck?
Slave35 t1_ithkaf4 wrote
Reply to comment by foul_dwimmerlaik in I just read The Silmarilion and I am speechless. by Tenorius
Did Sauron-kitty knock it off the table?
Slave35 t1_ith3ymy wrote
Reply to comment by Poop_1111 in Signatures of alien technology could be how humanity first finds extraterrestrial life by WallStreetDoesntBet
It was good. One that really stuck with me was The Mote In God's Eye.
Slave35 t1_iszpmdb wrote
Reply to [OC] Biggest uranium companies in the world by giteam
That seems to be an exceptional amount of fucking uranium.
Slave35 t1_isqza83 wrote
Reply to The Search Is on for Banana Ancestors | previously unknown ancestors discovered in sequence data by mem_somerville
Our dna will be about 60% identical to that, too.
Slave35 t1_is2qq3m wrote
Reply to comment by EskimoeJoeYeeHaw in Russia protests over Japan's firing of HIMARS in exercise with U.S — Reuters by Random_Ad
Crank the reloader!
Slave35 t1_irbs288 wrote
Reply to comment by Jq4000 in White House Releases Blueprint for Artificial Intelligence Bill of Rights by izumi3682
Brave Sir Freedom ran away.
Slave35 t1_irbrxwy wrote
Reply to comment by Contende311 in White House Releases Blueprint for Artificial Intelligence Bill of Rights by izumi3682
Nobody does.
Slave35 t1_je1ydou wrote
Reply to comment by Jingoisticbell in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
No, but nightmares for a few months are a very common occurrence to something violent or scary. Leading to other difficulties such as loss of sleep and degraded school performance.