This story isn't as funny or endearing as the author seems to think.

Seems like the real problem here is that they weren't able to get a conviction on any sex crimes, so he's not on the registry and also wound up with a relatively brief sentence. Likely because of a lack of evidence besides her testimony.

This is a really insidious problem with prosecuting sex crimes like this. It sucks that he's free and not on the registry. But in the government's eyes he did his time and there's just not really any basis to deny the name change. Now we wait for him to strike again, I guess.

The text adventure was the game it deserved. Anything else would leave less to the imagination and this is a series that's all about imagination.

Yeah for some reason I thought it was the part of Pelennor Fields where you're on the cliff shooting at stuff but pulling up a clip on youtube it's 100% not that.

Intro to two towers looks pretty convincing. That's got to be it.

Maybe OP is just a savage who doesn't keep the discs in the correct cases.

That is a valid point. The copy of RotK in the lower left does indicate that it's from that game though.

Damn it, OP, we need to get to the bottom of this.

I thought it was Pelennor Fields in RotK

Subnautica, by far.

Guns and Roses are great at this - Civil War, Breakdown, Paradise City. I do not care for the first six or so minutes of November Rain but holy fuck Slash redeems it with that climactic solo.

Wow what are the odds we'd elect 5 women and they're all electricians?