It sucks to have been born to a meth head, this guy never had a chance to be anything but a criminal. Look at that fucking mug, who'd hire him for anything?

Stealing a dog is considered petty crime in the eyes of the law because animals are property.

Mr. Rodman, we could use a little bit of your diplomatic magic here. Just go over there and play some ball with Kim Jong Un, let him win a couple games of horse. He just needs to be validated every so often.