SouthernZorro
SouthernZorro t1_jd9itqc wrote
Imagine having to deal with all that when you went to the bathroom.
SouthernZorro t1_j6gd2yh wrote
Reply to comment by Kat_GotYourTongue in This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
Thank you. I hate to explain jokes.
SouthernZorro t1_j6dgldr wrote
Reply to This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. by Jackrwood
A guy was very drunk at a bar when he puked all over his suit. He said, "Oh, no! My Wife will kill me when I get home!"
The guy next to him said, "You got 20 bucks? Let me tell you how to get off her bad side".
When the drunk got home, sure enough his wife was furious to see the puke on him. He said, "Hold on! This really drunk guy at the bar is who puked on me and he gave me this 20 bucks to get my suit cleaned!" With that he pulled out two 20 dollar bills.
She said, "But what's the other 20 for?"
He replied, "Well, next he shit my pants".
SouthernZorro t1_jdnkr2r wrote
Reply to comment by whoeve in [homemade] bacon jalapeño beer cheese burger by AManNamedJane
Sir, you blaspheme!