SpectreCactus

SpectreCactus t1_j6i0ne0 wrote

Blade Broadland was pissed off. As he walked with his "band of friends" which consisted of a unicorn called Marion and a girl who referred to herself as "Super Sparkle Hero".

"Can't we just- like, jump him?"

Marion just pushed Blade forward. "Aight, damn.."

They got to the Devil of Destruction or whatever the shit his name was.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" they heard a cackle from the castle. Out came the Devil guy who was just a normal guy with an Italian suit.

Blade pulled out his shotgun- affectionately named Chainsaw, it was his favorite gun- and just shot the Devil guy.

"AGGGH JESUS FUCK!" he cried, clutching his stomach. "WHAT THE FUCK-!"

"OH MY GLITTER!" Super Sparkle yelled. "BLADE- YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

"Pipe down, we defeated him, yeah?"

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SpectreCactus t1_itdwkjk wrote

"I have grown hungry in my years of hibernation, Sollus." I said, scratching my neck. "Do you know what I do when I'm hungry?"

"... You're sick."

"Answer the fucking question, Sollus." I demanded, still scratching, as the pale white skin I scratched turned red.

"...I don't know."

"I eat." Then, parts of the skin on my neck started peeling.

Scratch.

"What the fuck?!" Sollus yelled, grasping his sword.

Scratch.

I smiled cruelly, laughing.

Scratch.

"Oh~ that scratch hits the spot." I taunted, leaning forward.

Scratch.

I stood and walked towards Sollus, who fumbled with his sword.

Scratch.

I walked past him and put my arm down.

"I have satisfied my itch. I will feed, Sollus!" I screeched, then I jumped off the tower.

Then, a green light burst from where I fell. Sollus started to levitate towards the light.

As Sollus looked around, he noticed other people levitating towards him.

He realized my plan too late.

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