SphericalBitch2020
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j6l0dt1 wrote
Reply to comment by dirtbutcher in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Ahhhh. Butt soul.....
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j6l08tp wrote
Reply to comment by zepharoz in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
Did she get pregnant?
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j6l06fq wrote
Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in What's worse than finding a hole in your shoe? by EarthMarsUranus
A French man by the name of Philippe Flop.....
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j6gxiz7 wrote
Reply to TIL there are three species of elephants, not two. African elephants are broken up into 2 species, Forest and Bush. by lightsdevil
Colonel Hathi's Song playing in the background. Love it! OK, I know it's India, but I just love this all-time Walt Disney favourite from The Jungle Book.
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j6bkuy0 wrote
Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
Another doctor, doctor joke....
A man goes into doctors surgery with a frog sitting on his forehead.
What can I do for you, sir? asks the doctor.
A week ago, I got a pimple on my bum and now see what it has grown into, said the frog.
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j6bkfqu wrote
Reply to comment by EarRubs in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
Pthpptshooooooo!
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j66to3f wrote
Reply to TIL Nigeria is the third largest Guinness drinking nation, followed By the USA by exporterofgold
While I have never been to Nigeria and can't vouch for their sorghum beers tasting like stout. They traditionally brewed various foodstuffs in iron pots with resulting richly tasting liquid. Because of the amount of iron absorbed into the slightly acid fermented product, the risks of iron overload are real, plus liver cancer.
I just wonder if this traditional habit explains their liking for Guinness?
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-nigeria-beer-idAFKBN2F710A
https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fsufs.2021.672410/full
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j5ndxi2 wrote
Reply to TIL that electroshock therapy devices in the 19th century “helped” with toothaches. by atrailofdisasters
This has reminded me of the Melzack & Wall gate theory of pain control..... is an interesting topic to read about.... and explains.why rubbing a bruised area brings relief to many. Acupressure may be explained by this.
https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-gate-control-theory-2795208
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j48lsty wrote
Reply to TIL that fish skin is used as wound dressing for severe burn injuries, leading to fast and very effective healing. by firesparxx
I recall assisting in a gynaecology operation when we had delivery of amniotic membranes from our neighbouring obstetrics ward. These were used to line our operation patient's vaginal vault cavity as she had vulvovaginal cancer. The treatment was a success, although I had moved in my medical rotation and never found out if she was cured. All we wanted was a lining tissue to cover the raw wound surfaces to allow closure without deep internal suturing. There was thus no concern re allograft rejection. The surgeon, a Mr G Smart, believed that placental tissues were somehow protected from being rejected by the patient's immune cells. Pretty innovative thinking.
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j1ol87u wrote
Reply to What do you call a person who keeps on talking after everyone's lost interest? by old_farmer
An accountant....
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j1ol68t wrote
Reply to comment by NewEnglandRoastBeef in TIL Why Dog Paws Smell Like Fritos. Even the cleanest, healthiest pooch has trillions of bacteria and fungi living on their skin. That yeasty, corn chip smell is actually a normal byproduct of harmless bacteria, usually Proteus or Pseudomonas, both of which are naturally present in our environment. by Rossknight65
My bulldog has lovely smelling ears as well as toes. She's only ever done 2 rancid farts both after Brussels sprouts..
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j1okvxl wrote
Reply to comment by joakim_ in TIL Why Dog Paws Smell Like Fritos. Even the cleanest, healthiest pooch has trillions of bacteria and fungi living on their skin. That yeasty, corn chip smell is actually a normal byproduct of harmless bacteria, usually Proteus or Pseudomonas, both of which are naturally present in our environment. by Rossknight65
I call my pooch salty toes.....
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j1oklbv wrote
Reply to comment by Ashiro in TIL Why Dog Paws Smell Like Fritos. Even the cleanest, healthiest pooch has trillions of bacteria and fungi living on their skin. That yeasty, corn chip smell is actually a normal byproduct of harmless bacteria, usually Proteus or Pseudomonas, both of which are naturally present in our environment. by Rossknight65
There is a very pleasant umami sort of smell on my bully's paw pads. Lovely!
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j17g2o9 wrote
Reply to TIL: The vasectomy procedure was pioneered by the Greek physician, Euclipides. by SpiceCake68
And Eudipides did his bit for balanitis ..... discovered the anti thrush agent, mycoxitchin.
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j0awinv wrote
Reply to comment by GARSDESILES in Why is Voldemort so good with computers? by daird1
Knock knock! Who's there? Who lit Packerd.
A thread specific computing joke.
SphericalBitch2020 t1_j7xb1w8 wrote
Reply to TIL an abstract painting called "New York City I" has been accidentally displayed upside down since 1980 by Specialist_Check
N A I R D N O M yonna dluow taht