Lol the fact that setting it off like the bomb squad was even an option is somewhat concerning, possibly indicative that OP should involve a professional of some kind.

There's plastic on the furniture to keep it neat and clean

Your dad looks like my uncle who passed away a year or so ago.

This post is now your "cute youtube announcement video."

And it's not a TIFU. This pregnancy announcement will set a new standard of comedy. Congrats.

Damn son, stay in therapy for the time being. Also eventually you're going to look back on the whole thing and realize she played you from day one. You got used, hard. That shit is wrong. Entirely possible your best friend is a few months or a year or two behind you taking the same ride. Honestly she sounds like a maneater, be glad you got out when you did and hope your friend gets clear of her someday too.

Seems to be in line with your actions. Come onbro you know what the right thing is, now you gotta do it. You will feel better.

I was going to say Seth Rogan but with better weed.

>AxelrodGunnerson

I'm sorry but did you spell your own name wrong? Googling this version corrects to the correct MtG card, or clicking to results of your username just brings up your reddit and I assume your moxfield.

Not bad advice, but possibly advice OP could stand to hear at a later time. Dude needs the win. Maybe finding out he doesn't have a tiny rod is the confidence boost he needs to get out there and get it done for real. He has his whole life ahead of him to find out he doesn't have a magnum dong, you know?

You should definitely rewatch it. I hated it is a kid for some reason. Watched it again a couple years ago. It is hilarious, hold up as well as Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, or Billy Madison

She went as the bad guy from Scream or as a member of Wu-Tang?