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fliguana t1_jdb4wc1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by having an old phone, sore throat, and accidentally discovering my gf's secret by [deleted]
You missed out big time. Deadpool did it.
fliguana t1_j9odknq wrote
Reply to comment by Lee2026 in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
That is correct. His safety system is subject to recall for being defective.
Are you the guy who sleeps on the mattress with a factory label still attached? I've heard of you 🤣
You can remove it now.
fliguana t1_j9octy6 wrote
Reply to comment by Lee2026 in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
You asked, I answered. Now you are moving goalposts instead of helping OP.
fliguana t1_j9obhrw wrote
Reply to comment by Lee2026 in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
I've had a car where the owner's manual contained instructions how to disable passenger side airbag. There was a key for that.
But that's beside the point.
OP wanted to reliably and reversibly deactivate SRS, I told him where to look.
He could also find and unplug the sensor/control unit (usually near firewall, inside cabin) or take out the inflators themselves, but that's more work and assumes mechanical savvy
fliguana t1_j9lwa4k wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
Manufacturers don't want you to open the hood.
Pulling fuses for diagnostics and troubleshooting purposes is in the official repair manuals.
Example: http://starparts.chrysler.com/tsb/en_us/dto/pbd2/08/00/22/080022dc80c84c7a.pdf, second page.
Whether you are comfortable to play a mechanic, is up to the individual.
fliguana t1_j9lomjl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
There may be more than one. The fuses servectwo roles - to isolate/depower malfunctioning circuits and to deliberately disable certain functions. Latter more commonly used by mechanics for troubleshooting.
If I were in OP's place and had itrational fear that my airbag may explode, I would read the manual and disable the SRS module that controls all airbags by pulling the necessary fuses.
Or have dealer tow it.
fliguana t1_j9kt1fd wrote
Reply to comment by T101yet in Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
You can always call the dealership and see what assistance they provide with this recall. Perhaps they'll spring for a tow and a free loaner.
Fuse layout should be easy to find for a specific make/model/year.
Definitely don't do "controlled explosion".
fliguana t1_j9knomy wrote
Reply to Tifu by ignoring the recall notice by T101yet
Pull the airbag fuse, and go.
fliguana t1_j9id8o5 wrote
Lay off the meth
fliguana t1_j9guaby wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my mom the truth by Emergency_Bus_7989
Come join the infidels club.
With blackjack and hookers ..
fliguana t1_j98qwll wrote
You did an honorable thing
fliguana t1_j7o9uvk wrote
Reply to Tifu by looking at half naked women by [deleted]
Do you remember how you met?
fliguana t1_j6kktrd wrote
Reply to comment by embarrassediasked in TIFU By getting tourist trapped by embarrassediasked
Hey, at least you didn't get an STD.
fliguana t1_j6khxoy wrote
Reply to TIFU By getting tourist trapped by embarrassediasked
The trap worked exactly as it was supposed to. Separate tourists from the money without violence.
I think the same would happen with Americans in 2012.
There were a couple of these honeypot places in Miami, operating in plain view.
fliguana t1_j6bz57f wrote
How did you miss such a formation for so long?
fliguana t1_j5s84s6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by saying I don’t want to go to Japan because I don’t like Japanese people by trying_productive
Not a tifu. A lot of Japanese people feel the same way.
fliguana t1_j34yvei wrote
Reply to comment by ncc81701 in How do you optimize a rocket or space vehicle liftoff? by seriousnotshirley
Dropping unused fuel tanks is not unique to rockets, some military planes use it too.
In most cases, dropped stage also contains the engine(s), because replumbing inflight is hard, and because the next-stage thrust need is reduced. But not always. For example, the Space shuttle made do with oversized reusable engines and an add-on tank.
fliguana t1_j34nl3v wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in How do you optimize a rocket or space vehicle liftoff? by seriousnotshirley
Most engines are. Since liquid fuelrd rocket engines don't overheat, running them at less than top power would mean you are taking extra weight in orbit.
fliguana t1_j33uv8a wrote
Rockets launch at full power. The effect of air resistance comes into play for some, more fragile rockets which cannot withstand maximum frontal forces, so there is a point during ascend (maxQ), when engines are temporarily dialed back to reduce acceleration.
A few seconds later, the max power is restored in less dense atmosphere.
Why the let-off is stepped rather than gradual is a mystery to me, perhaps some optimization is available. Also relevant the path of the rocket - the more vertically it launches, the faster it clears the atmosphere, but then longer takes to gain lateral orbital speed.
fliguana t1_j2dpj2w wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by being curious and sticking my head in the banister by [deleted]
Right back atcha.
fliguana t1_j2dosdy wrote
A family with low engineering skills?
A rope/towel twisted around neighboring bars would work, if no pipe clamps are around.
fliguana t1_j28er06 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being outsmarted by my 3 year old by 3oclockam
Lmao!
In a few years, Timmy can show you how to use tv without the remote.
fliguana t1_j21ktw3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by punching someone in the face by [deleted]
>a single cab dually, has parked 6” from my driver’s side door. His rear is 3” from my truck.
How is it even possible. Both trucks lack rear view mirrors?
fliguana t1_j1xw9s0 wrote
Time to write the next tifu: "didn't know most liquids actually shrink when frozen"
fliguana t1_je5fdxq wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on the worst date (& almost ending up in bed with a hooker) by cheeryglitter26
You were his plan A.