This is what makes me doubt the reality of any conspiracy theories. Have you noticed that, when there are genuine conspiracies which turned out to be actually occurring, the people talking about them were often highly educated, erudite, and articulate? Even the ones who were batshit crazy.

I absolutely would work if I didn’t have to. I used to volunteer and I find working quite fun. I’m absolutely bonkers, though.

Are you Serge Gainsbourg?

What’s wrong with this, though? It’s highly entertaining and a lot of people like it. The only thing I take irritation at is that it’s immoral to keep something like this as a pet.