TVotte
TVotte t1_jdppa6b wrote
LPT never wrap bananas in plastic. It makes them go bad.
TVotte t1_ja36v8m wrote
Here and I thought this was going to be an ass to mouth joke
TVotte t1_j9jhotj wrote
Reply to AskScience AMA Series: I'm Dr. Christine Wilkinson, National Geographic Explorer, carnivore ecologist, human-wildlife interactions specialist, and performer. Want to know why a coyote wanders through your city? What happens when hyenas chew your tires during research? How to get into SciComm? AMA! by AskScienceModerator
What's your best all alone out in the middle of nowhere story
TVotte t1_j7nt4qd wrote
Reply to comment by Jack____Straw in An F-16 fighter jet doing a high-speed low pass over a car as a "show of force" by qzs1
Or die trying
TVotte t1_j6duziy wrote
Anyone got the link?
TVotte t1_j67ph97 wrote
Reply to 6 doctors swallowed Lego heads for science. Time intervals were given a Found and Retrieved Time (FART) score and effects documented. Here's what came out by mrhoppy_
You know I am somewhat of a scientist myself
TVotte t1_j5mi27y wrote
Reply to Starlink Is ‘Forced’ To Finally Start Caring About The System’s Light Pollution And Harm To Scientific Research by Albion_Tourgee
I would burn the heavens down if it means an alternative to Comcast and Xfinity
TVotte t1_j2f5u2j wrote
Reply to My dad's banjo collection by sadieperson
We all know the occasion where you play the world's smallest violin. At what occasion do you play the world's smallest banjo?
TVotte t1_j1udjy2 wrote
Reply to Dawn Wells - 1969 by Plus_River_8733
That is the correct answer
TVotte t1_j1poxxa wrote
Reply to TIL Douglas Engelbart never received any royalties for the invention of the mouse. In an interview he said "SRI (Stanford Research Institute) patented the mouse, but they had no idea of its value. Some years later it was known that they had licensed it to Apple Computer for something like $40,000." by whoiskamalsingh
And he hated calling it a mouse. Always thought it should have a much more impressive name for such an important device...
But the grad students started calling it a mouse (remember kids, back in the day, it used to have a tail) and then....
TVotte t1_j1bnva2 wrote
Reply to LPT: Defensive driving can be summed up in two rules: 1) Be as predictable as you can. 2) Assume everyone else will be unpredictable. by [deleted]
- don't get in pissing contests with assholes. Let the fucker in. If he gets into a head on collision he will kill all three of you.
TVotte t1_iwzjwcz wrote
Reply to comment by decrementsf in LPT Your body is on autopilot a lot more than you realize. Everyone's autopilot is an idiot. Life's easier and you screw up less when you realize this, and think intentionally and take actions accordingly so the autopilot can't screw things up. by 12jonboy12
Leave me alone and let me play Minecraft
TVotte t1_iwzjm1b wrote
Reply to LPT Your body is on autopilot a lot more than you realize. Everyone's autopilot is an idiot. Life's easier and you screw up less when you realize this, and think intentionally and take actions accordingly so the autopilot can't screw things up. by 12jonboy12
I am pooping right now
I don't want to think about that too hard
TVotte t1_isxahds wrote
A whole new children's book...
The little flaccid pencil
TVotte t1_jeglzil wrote
Reply to Six fairly decent thespians from late 1990's by pleasemeohyeah23
Tom Hanks sitting on the floor because he has nothing to prove