TadpoleOfDoom
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j70ouvo wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: I've got major fucking daddy issues by girl_from_the_crypt
You might have daddy issues, but your pops seems to have "Our Father, who art...." issues. Pulling these stunts, yikes.
To quote the Wise and Honourable Yondu:
"He may have been your father, boy girl, But he wasn't your daddy."
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j6a4lsw wrote
Reply to comment by real_talk_with_Emmy in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: There was something in the sky by [deleted]
Nah, once the first dozen or so soldiers get eaten they'd probably burn the whole forest down and just do autopsies on the former inhabitants.
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j6a44gq wrote
Reply to comment by baconmashwbrownsugar in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: There was something in the sky by [deleted]
I am Groot Aleksei!
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j5x2umk wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Bones beneath the snow, a man beneath my bed by girl_from_the_crypt
Ah gotcha.
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j5vs4sh wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Bones beneath the snow, a man beneath my bed by girl_from_the_crypt
Looks like it's time to learn about Arkadiusz after all.
Also how tf do you pronounce that? Ark-ah-dee-oo-tz?
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j5pvwuc wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: How to actually handle demons of nature by girl_from_the_crypt
Dang, your family, wew lass. First half of this you're shooting your serial killer brother and second half you're revealing your own pops was Bies-hind the Bies the one letting people in. Yikers, my dawg.
Edit:
Nope I'm kinda dumb, he was behind letting people in, not the Bies. My brain delay kicked in. But still a problem.
Oh and the obvious part, I'm only talking about this specific chapter.
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j5niexp wrote
Reply to comment by Whammytap in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: So I guess my brother is a serial killer by girl_from_the_crypt
The perfect Treemon
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j5ks5z4 wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: So I guess my brother is a serial killer by girl_from_the_crypt
When Aleksei went "BONK! Go to horny jail," I felt that.
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j58lw7z wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Aleksei?? by girl_from_the_crypt
If he really wanted to piss you off he'd probably have just told you he killed your brother
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j57dc87 wrote
Reply to comment by mossgoblin in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Aleksei?? by girl_from_the_crypt
"Sorry, this is the only one my boss was cool with letting me take."
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j439llz wrote
Reply to comment by girl_from_the_crypt in Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: So my ex is back… by girl_from_the_crypt
He wants the girl_from_the_crypt
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j32gmkb wrote
Reply to comment by SignificantSampleX in A warning to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Something's hiding in the abandoned gristmill by girl_from_the_crypt
"First rule about Jacek: nobody talks about Jacek. Second rule about Jacek: nobody talks about Jacek."
TadpoleOfDoom t1_j31co8y wrote
Reply to I'm a paid killer, and my next target wasn't a normal family (Part 2) by Firm-Principle7218
Someone better call Elon and have him YEET these things into the cosmos far, far away from here.
TadpoleOfDoom t1_ja1t4x2 wrote
Reply to The sea breeds giants. So did I. by girl_from_the_crypt
"There's always a bigger fish."
-Qui Gon Jinn, Jedi Master