Why would you buy under those terms? He gave himself full unchecked power until 4 months after the last unit sells and you willingly agreed to that. That's wild.

>There are very few literal woods inside 495

Uh, you must never leave the city. Inside 495 has tons of farm land and winding wooded dark unlit roads. Hopkinton, Upton, Millis, Mendon, Sudbury, Holliston, Ashland, Wayland, (South) Natick, to name a few. You sound like you have no idea what you're talking about.

No one can guarantee what utilities cost. How much electricity do you use? Do you tend to leave lights on? How long of a shower and how hot do take? How often will you cook on the gas stove? How hot do you keep it in the winter? How well insulated is the unit? There are so many variables that change person to person when it comes to utilities.

You could volunteer at the MSPCA in Jamaica Plain and go take care of rabbits there. Or you could just go look at and pet them.

No, you're trying to argue. There are parks and green spaces throughout Boston. It's not possible for everyone to have walking access to vast green spaces, not if you want to live in a city. East Boston has public transit just as the rest of Boston does, the green spaces Boston provides are accessible to Eastie residents.

It's 15 min drop off 8am to 6pm, no parking 6pm to 8am.

Eversource can seek my asshole and promptly eat it.

Why not go to a hospital for a blood test? That'd make it pretty clear.