TexasMeatCrayon
TexasMeatCrayon t1_jb0uoh4 wrote
Reply to comment by BigHawkSports in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
I’ve neither heard of, nor been to, a bar where women gave me attention. That girl must have an iron liver.
TexasMeatCrayon t1_jb0kzrr wrote
You’re already doing better than most of us. I don’t know anyone, including myself, who ever got a server’s number and then heard back from them.
Keep it casual, be her friend. There’s no rush.
TexasMeatCrayon t1_j9u8wa4 wrote
Reply to comment by Successful_Ad_5340 in TIFU by telling my boyfriend his penis is small by [deleted]
No, he was fishing for reassurance and instead you doubled down.
If ever there was an actual fuckup, this is it.
TexasMeatCrayon t1_j9u8rmx wrote
Good lord woman, how dense can you be? Grow the fuck up. This is serious emotional damage and it’s only worse because your idea of damage control is to talk about your three exes monster cocks
The fuck is wrong with you? Enjoy your no sex life with him now.
TexasMeatCrayon t1_itez64l wrote
Reply to What albums do you keep going back to? by Jon-G1508
Enema of The State - Blink 182
TexasMeatCrayon t1_jb0wz9i wrote
Reply to comment by advertisementeconomy in TIFU by not checking how much drinks cost at a hostess bar by guutarajouzu
Not a model, the complete concept. I didn’t know this was a thing.